In this dating spinoff of The Voice, celebrity bachelors sit with their backs to their normal prospective dates. But who would need the career punch in the arm badly enough to do it? More
Topic: Jake Pavelka
Here were are, at the Bachelor Pad finale. ABC screwed us once again, by presenting us with 3 god-awful hours of television and I’m here to painstakingly keep track of every stupid comment, every time Kasey’s head got bright red, every time Jake gave us that phony smirk, every time they showed the zombie that lives inside Ella’s new face, and every time Michael pretended to be okay with Blake and Holly stomping on his heart on national TV. Bachelor Pad answers that age old question: What do you get when you put 18 people with really bland personalities in one house? Unfortunately, not a whole lot. More
Unless you count the Blake-Michael mild feud over Holly as drama, the only thing keeping this show afloat this week was the possibility that Melissa might murder Blake on national television. ABC really has butchered this series, not sure if … More
It’s becoming abundantly clear to ABC that they don’t have much to work with in this house full of duds, so they are doing their best to script a few hilarious punchlines, show everyone in bathing suits and make sure … More
Somehow, the producers at ABC managed to edit this week’s amazing Bachelor Pad narrative down to two hours. And the second episode did not disappoint…generally everyone on the show acted like vapid, self centered idiots. In our ideal universe, each week it would get shorter and the last week would just be 2 minutes of the remaining contestants being eaten alive by bears. But until we rule the universe, we’ll have to stick with making fun of the candidates (superlative style). More
As much as Vienna Girardi walking off the set of the Bachelor reunion with Jake Pavelka and Chris Hansen made for exciting TV, there’s something much more hilarious about the awkward encounter she had with Jake on last night’s premiere of Bachelor Pad 2. It’s the kind of thing you would see between any two exes: Jake introduces himself to the other guests while Vienna watches him warily. Then, when he gets to her, it’s both of them softly saying, “Hi.” Jake could have saved things if he’d just excused himself, but he rushed on with, “Good to see you. You look nice. And I met Kasey.” That would be Kasey Kahl, former Bachelorette contestant and Vienna’s new boyfriend. More
Remember when Heidi Montag, Jake Pavelka, and Danielle Staub were spotted filming something in L.A.? Well, it wasn’t (only) a publicity stunt – the three reality has-beens are starring in a new Vh1 reality show called Famous Food. The show is about seven “stars” who open a restaurant in West Hollywood together. More
If the most recent lackluster season of The Bachelor: Electric Brad Womack Boogaloo indicated anything, it’s that the show is overdue for a reboot. They’ve been able to generate some actual watercooler buzz (the Jason/Melissa/Molly triangle made for good tabloid fodder, as did the eventual Jason/Molly wedding), but the return of Brad Womack and his vanilla personality, plus the choice of also-ran Ashley as the new Bachelorette served as reminders of why the show needs to change it up. More
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The Bachelor is seriously running out of ideas. Last night, Brad Womack was announced as the next star of the show. For those of you Bachelor fans with short memories, Brad is the 27 year old bar owner who couldn’t be bothered to pick a winner from his season of the show. Is ABC even pretending it wants these things to end in relationships anymore? More
Chris Harrison, who still believes that The Bachelor can produce long-lasting love, is – in dead seriousness – the best thing about the ABC franchise. Chris is not only a puppet of producers – forced to play dumb on things like, “Frank Neuschaefer has a secret girlfriend – whaaaa?” – but he is also a calming force of sanity within a manse full of sociopaths. He seems to sincerely care about each and every contestant, even as he secretly collabs with the show to stir the pot. See: Bachelor Pad! With that said, here’s a gift from the Twitter gods: Chris Harrison has a tweeter-impersonator who managed to trick ex-Bachelor Jake Pavelka into thinking the Fake Chris Harrison feed was REAL. More
Welcome to Crush This, your weekly guide to what’s new in movies, music and TV! We’ve navigated the inner reaches of our entertainment-obsessed brains in search of all the pop culture landscape has to offer. This week, we bring you Eat Pray Luuuurve, Scott Pilgrim and, dear god, Bachelor Pad. More
Says Laurence Fishburne‘s estranged porn-star daughter Montana: “Being in an adult film is not a big deal to me. It’s something I always wanted to do. I have always been comfortable in my body and with my sexuality.” (People) Laurence’s … More
Worlds are colliding! World are colliding! Jake “Tom Cruise Complex” Pavelka runs a Chicago marathon with Crazy Kelly. (Daily Mail UK) Is Spencer trying to break into the Jersey Shore? The reality TV villain known as “Fleshbeard” on the blogs … More