Topic: jake-gyllenhaal

This Photo Of ‘Buff’ Jake Gyllenhaal Makes Him Look Like A Veiny, Erect Penis

This Photo Of 'Buff' Jake Gyllenhaal Makes Him Look Like A Veiny, Erect Penis

Jake Gyllenhaal had already joined the Look-How-I’ve-Physically-Transformed-Myself-for-This-Movie-Role Club when he dropped 20 pounds to play a skeevy news videographer in Nightcrawler, but I guess he’s already going for platinum membership, because he spent half a year going from creepy and gaunt to CRAZY MUSCLY so he could play a suped-up boxer in Southpaw. More »

If Taylor Swift Really Gave Her V-Card To Jake Gyllenhaal, What’s Framed Above John Mayer’s Bed?

If Taylor Swift Really Gave Her V-Card To Jake Gyllenhaal, What's Framed Above John Mayer's Bed?

It’s no secret that Taylor Swift takes getting her daily dose of attention more seriously than anyone, even those of us who take our vitamins in the chewy, fruity form. But I must admit, the latest Taylor-centric news piqued even my interest. Taylor’s virginity, which was long ago concluded to have disappeared in John Mayer’s den of depravity, was actually taken by Jake Gyllenhaal. More »

I Watched The Prisoners Trailer So You Don’t Have To

I Watched The Prisoners Trailer So You Don't Have To

Hugh Jackman and Jake Gyllenhaal have a new film coming out called Prisoners and the trailer was just released. Since, generally, we go into watching trailers without knowing much about the movie, I thought I’d do a little play-by-play of my reactions to the trailer only knowing the stars and the title of the film. I’ve found by doing this you can learn a lot about precipitation symbolism– you’ll see what I mean. It’s also helpful if you’re one of those people that likes trailers, but hates watching them. More »