Topic: jake-gyllenhaal

If Taylor Swift Really Gave Her V-Card To Jake Gyllenhaal, What’s Framed Above John Mayer’s Bed?

If Taylor Swift Really Gave Her V-Card To Jake Gyllenhaal, What's Framed Above John Mayer's Bed?

It’s no secret that Taylor Swift takes getting her daily dose of attention more seriously than anyone, even those of us who take our vitamins in the chewy, fruity form. But I must admit, the latest Taylor-centric news piqued even my interest. Taylor’s virginity, which was long ago concluded to have disappeared in John Mayer’s den of depravity, was actually taken by Jake Gyllenhaal. More »

I Watched The Prisoners Trailer So You Don’t Have To

I Watched The Prisoners Trailer So You Don't Have To

Hugh Jackman and Jake Gyllenhaal have a new film coming out called Prisoners and the trailer was just released. Since, generally, we go into watching trailers without knowing much about the movie, I thought I’d do a little play-by-play of my reactions to the trailer only knowing the stars and the title of the film. I’ve found by doing this you can learn a lot about precipitation symbolism– you’ll see what I mean. It’s also helpful if you’re one of those people that likes trailers, but hates watching them. More »

They’re Never Ever Getting Back Together – and Taylor Swift Is Never Ever Growing Up

They’re Never Ever Getting Back Together – and Taylor Swift Is Never Ever Growing Up

Is T-Swift ever going to grow up? Perhaps we could ask her to take on some new life experiences, since so far she hasn’t learned how to write about anything except her own love life. Maybe she could shed her precious virginity, have a drunken one-night stand, stay up past her bedtime, or at least try to do something fun and interesting. More »