Topic: jail

It’s Cute That We’re Pretending Lindsay Lohan Might Actually Go To Jail For 8 Months

Can’t we all just admit that Lindsay Lohan has jail-immunity? No matter how much she messes up, you can’t keep her in there for long. More »

Stephanie Bongiovi Could Make An Example Out Of Celebrity Kids By Getting Expelled And Put In Jail

According to the Hamilton College handbook, the charges against Stephanie Bongiovi carry with them a substantial amount of jail time. More »

Surprise, Surprise: Lindsay Lohan Backs Out Of Her Barbara Walters Interview

It’s totally not Lindsay Lohan‘s fault. All she wants to do is talk about her awful-looking new movie Liz & Dick, but her pesky penchant for breaking probation and lying to cops just keeps getting in the way. More »

By Our Estimations, Lindsay Lohan Should Have Spent At Least 219 Days More In Jail Than She Did

How much time did Lindsay Lohan actually spend in jail versus the time she was supposed to serve? The math will surprise you. More »

The Daily WTF: Amber Portwood Has A Protector In Jail, And Her Name Is Sugarfoot

I’m sorry, I shouldn’t laugh, but I just can’t keep a straight face about this. More »

The Daily WTF: Gandhi-Loving Vegetarian Discovers Long-Lost Father Is Charles Manson

Imagine discovering that your birth parents were less than savory types. Now imagine that your father was Charles Manson, and he raped your mother. Poor Matthew Roberts. More »

Is American Idol Disqualifying Jermaine Jones On-Camera For Ratings?

While Jermaine Jones isn’t the first American Idol contestant to get disqualified for lying about his past, we find it suspicious that the producers decided to confront him on-camera—and that that footage has been incorporated into tonight’s episode. More »

Amber Portwood Is Shooting Herself In The Foot With Her Utter Laziness

Per the terms of her probation, all Amber Portwood had to do was a daily urine test for drugs and regularly attend AA meetings, and she failed at both. Is she being lazy or spiteful? More »

The Daily WTF: Billionaire John Goodman Adopts His Girlfriend As His Daughter

Polo club founder John Goodman was afraid he’ll lose his children’s trust fund in a DUI case, so he adopted his 42-year-old girlfriend Heather Laruso Hutchens to control one-third of the money. Yeah, that’s still skeevy. More »

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Amber Portwood Is Treating Her Jail Letters To Her Brother Like Old-Fashioned Twitter

Read Amber Portwood‘s letter to her brother Shawn and tell us, do you think it’s a heartfelt note or a way to reach out to her fans while she’s in jail? More »

Amber Portwood Wants To Quit Teen Mom, But MTV Won’t Let Her

Poor Amber Portwood is trying to wriggle out of her contract with MTV in order to get out of jail faster, but the network may not be so willing to let her go. More »

Man Gets A Year Of Jail Time For Pirating X-Men Origins: Wolverine

Did Gilberto Sanchez really deserve to be locked up in federal prison for a year just because he uploaded a pirated copy of X-Men Origins: Wolverine online? More »

Amber Portwood Faces Two Years In Jail For Violating Probation

Amber Portwood has broken basically every rule of her probation, including getting drunk in public, hitting someone, and not getting her GED. It’s anyone’s guess if she’ll be able to play her bipolar/dissociative disorder diagnosis to get the judge to take pity on her at her January hearing. More »

Video: Rescue Cats Make Jail 100% More Adorable

Well, this is just heartwarming. Inmates at a Nebraska jail who volunteered at a local animal shelter were recently given the chance to adopt two cats from the shelter, making jail suck just a little bit less for them. “I wondered how those would work out in the jail as far as helping the guys pass time,” said Jerome Kramer, the sheriff who had the idea, “and just feel a little more at ease.” Wow, that’s way nicer than I expected a sheriff in Nebraska to be to inmates. “…And possibly less destructive to our new facility.” Aaaah, I see. More »

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