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Crush Links: Hugh Hefner Was “Relieved” Not to Get Married

Crush Links: Hugh Hefner Was "Relieved" Not to Get Married

• We’re so jealous: Mark-Paul Gosselaar had a wardrobe malfunction while filming a hot tub scene for his new show, Franklin & Bash. (The Frisky)

• Turns out Carolina Herrera was the designer of the wedding dress we saw on Kristen Stewart in the Breaking Dawn, Part 1 trailer — and it’s a bit sexier than what Stephenie Meyer described in the book. (Celebuzz)

• Crystal Harris allegedly called into Ryan Seacrest‘s show with this claim: Hugh Hefner got engaged only because he thought his young girlfriend wanted to get hitched, and was “relieved” that she called things off. (YourTango)

• Even though Teresa Giudice and family were charged with assault in a bar brawl in the Dominican Republic, her attorney claims Teresa acted in self-defense. (People)

• Now that she’s happily engaged, Kim Kardashian is playing matchmaker, trying to set up American Idol contestant Pia Toscano and Dancing with the Stars mainstay Mark Ballas. (Celeb Dirty Laundry)

Holly Madison Publicizes Her New Show By Bashing Hugh Hefner’s Fiancee

Holly Madison Publicizes Her New Show By Bashing Hugh Hefner's Fiancee

Holly Madison is getting pretty desperate for press for her new show Holly’s World. The show premieres on Sunday, and Holly has been everywhere complaining about things to drum up interest in her first solo TV show. First it was Hugh Hefner‘s engagement. Then it was producers who wanted her to lose weight. And now she’s going for the jugular on Hef’s fiance, claiming that Crystal Harris called her a clown.

E! really makes its stars do a lot of self marketing for their shows, eh? More »

Commenter Of The Week: NancyGrace Gets What Holly Sees In Hugh Hefner

Commenter Of The Week: NancyGrace Gets What Holly Sees In Hugh Hefner

It was a busy week at Crushable, what with Sarah Palin tweeting about us, Sarah Robertson teaching us about burgling, and manic pixie dream girls taking over our brains.

And there were a lot of good commenters too. But I think the winning tweet goes to NancyRose. We were pretty convinced that Holly Madison getting upset with Hugh Hefner this week made no sense. But Nancy explained to us that Holly might actually be in love with that crazy pajama loving old guy: More »

Dear Holly Madison: Hugh Hefner Is Not A Real Person. You Can’t Be Mad At Him.

Dear Holly Madison: Hugh Hefner Is Not A Real Person. You Can't Be Mad At Him.

Ok guys. This is sort of confusing, but I’ll try to break it down for you. Hugh Hefner, founder of Playboy magazine, is really old. To help sell magazines, he has perpetrated the stereotype that he loves having sex all the time with hot young ladies. But since he’s so old, he keeps a few on retainer to hang around his mansion, so he doesn’t have to expend energy running after them. Now he’s decided he wants to marry one of his “girlfriends.” And his old “‘Number One’ girlfriend,” Holly Madison, is sort of pissed.

Let’s just be clear. Hef is an 84 year old who spends all day in his pajamas talking about sex. If he weren’t so rich, the nurses at his home would up his meds. More »

Celeb Roundup: Who Got Engaged Over The Holidays?

Celeb Roundup: Who Got Engaged Over The Holidays?

‘Tis the season for Christmas inequalities: Us regular folks get coal in our stockings and stockings in our gift bags, while the rich and famous get Lexuses and engagement rings. While we don’t have any stats on the stars who woke up to shiny new cars in their driveways, we do know who got betrothed over the holidays. Take a look at our gallery and prepare for a new lineup of 2011 celeb weddings. More »

Patti Stanger Thinks Betty White Is A Match Made In Heaven…Literally

Patti Stanger Thinks Betty White Is A Match Made In Heaven...Literally

In case you weren’t over the whole Betty White zeitgeist yet, Millionaire Matchmaker Patti Stanger has decided to jump on that publicity train, albeit a couple months (years?) too late. The Bravo star has named her picks for Betty White’s compatible sexual partners in Hollywood, because what we all need to be doing right now is imagining more old people having sex. Yeesh. More »