So it looks like MTV is turning Wes Craven’s now-classic horror movie Scream into a TV show. I’ve got a lot of conflicting feelings about this decision, because I think the show could work, but only in the right hands and with the right tone. More
I’m not too proud to admit that I’m intimidated by Chloe Moretz. Between her massive acting resume, her way-too-cool style, and her perfect deadpan stare, this 16-year-old kid is already way too impressive. And she’s not even fully grown yet! More
After a first season many thought unbeatable in its multiplicity of bizarre story lines, American Horror Story may have outdone itself with Asylum. It was disturbing, crowded, and absolutely insane. But all good things must come to an end. (And some bad things too, like Adam Levine‘s microphone hand.) Let’s begin. More
If seeing Jessica Lange as a mental patient with bad hair and boxy clothes made you feel sad this past season of American Horror Story, weep no more. The next season will be “really about female power” and will feature Jessica Lange restored to her full, glamorous state. More
As the Asylum season of American Horror Story draws to a close, we get to follow some of Briarcliff’s inmates outside those loathsome walls to see what kind of lives they’ve built for themselves in the real world. Unfortunately, you can never really leave Briarcliff; once you’ve picked up that baggage, it will follow you wherever you go, infecting others as well. Luckily, there are still many moments of comic relief to cheer you up. More
Another week, another ridiculous and amazing episode of American Horror Story. I’ve finally struck the “unintentionally” from the title of these recaps, as I’ve come to believe there’s nothing unintentional about this show. From the homages to various horror movies to the cringeworthy porno dialogue, THEY MEANT TO DO THAT. More
Of all the patients/inmates on American Horror Story, Pepper the pinhead has definitely been the breakout fan favorite. From the very first episode of the season, in which she introduced us to the asylum with her creepy little “play with me!” dance, to her participation in this week’s epic dance number, to her character’s more recent, um, developments (no spoilers!), she has peed and danced her merry way into all our hearts. But who is the actress responsible for bringing Pepper to life? Is she really a microcephalic, or is it makeup? Has she been in anything else of note? Here are five facts about Naomi Grossman, the actress tasked with playing Briarcliff’s most lovable “freak.” More
It’s come to a point where American Horror Story has demonstrated so many glimmers of brilliance that I feel bad calling its moments of hilarity “unintentional.” This show is totally aware of how ridiculous it is! And yet, something about the title just works. So I will continue with this week’s episode, with the caveat that I now unabashedly love/fear this show like nothing else. More
Our favorite woman, Jennifer Lawrence, starred in this film, which is a good enough reason to enter this giveaway. But, not only that, this horror film was awesome! Let me refresh your memory: Seeking a fresh start, newly divorced Sarah … More
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Last night, American Horror Story found me in a position of vulnerability. I had a fever, and I watched it right before bed and yes, I’ll admit it gave me some very sweaty nightmares, which it obviously had been wanting to do very badly since I first started mocking it on the internet. But as with most of life’s horrors, I have no choice but to continue laughing, lest I start to cry. More
American Horror Story has officially ruined Christmas. I saw it coming, but there was nothing I could do, and now Christmas is more ruined than I ever thought possible. How did it accomplish such a feat? With a Santa-esque murderer, a nightmare tree, and a possessed nun, of course. Let’s begin. More
Last night’s American Horror Story was, once again, pretty fucking scary. The idea of a person being held against their will and subjected to all sorts of invasive operations and non-consensual “therapies” is one of the worst things I can imagine. Luckily there’s still a lot of hokey supernatural shit and groaner lines to provide the comic relief. Let’s begin! More
You win, American Horror Story. I am officially scared by you. You do horrible things to innocent people that I would not want to see done to guilty people. You tease me by casting Zachary Quinto and his nice face, and then have him turn out to not be nice at all. You paint quite a dark picture of mental healthcare in the 1960s. And then there’s the Nazi stuff…Jesus Christ! Nevertheless, there were still a few parts of last night’s episode that gave me the giggles. Let’s begin. More
American Horror Story is getting pretty good, you guys. I’m so wrapped up in what happens to all its very doomed characters that their pain is almost not funny to me anymore. Almost. Luckily, there are still lots of LOLZ-worthy moments. Let’s begin. More