Searching for something to rely on in life that’s not gonna hoax you like Manti Te’o? How about our twelve favorite memes? They’ll never let you down… More
The world went into a frenzy speculating about whether the baby came out belly-dancing or whether they let the she-wolf out of the closet to witness the birth. What hard-to-pronounce name will the baby have? More
The top ten famous people who don’t actually exist - Weirdly, Snooki isn’t one of them. (Top Tenz)
Blink and you may have missed the death of Morgan Freeman yesterday: a Twitter handle named @originalcjizzle falsely accredited @CNN to a tweet claiming that the actor had died in his Burbank home. More
Yesterday, the whole Joaquin Phoenix ex-actor/rapper/beard-having-person thing was finally revealed to be a hoax — something we called 5 minutes into the screening of his and Casey Affleck’s infuriating “documentary.” Casey explained that Joaquin’s so-called freakout was nothing more than a bit of self-indulgent performance art. Thanks for wasting our time, Joaq! Now that J.P.’s traditional acting career has gone beer-belly up, we thought of five jobs he might want to consider taking:
• Birthday Party Clown: Joaquin Phoenix with a clown nose, Joaquin Phoenix with polka dots, or even just Joaquin Phoenix with a beard and a pair of stupid sunglasses. I would hire the shit out of this guy to come entertain my drunk pals in Williamsburg.
• Weight Watchers Spokesman: Mr. Phoenix packed on some weight for his little charade, and lost it just as quickly. If he’s going to be fluctuating his poundage so frequently, he might as well make some money off it. He and Jared would look cute together.
• Life Coach: “Um, yeah. Just don’t do what I did and you’ll be fine.” More
If you, like us, somehow managed to miss the hubbub yesterday surrounding the young woman who emailed 30 pictures of herself with some dry-erase messages about her boss around the office…don’t worry, it all turned out to be a prank by the guys at this website TheChive. TheChive is kind of like TheOnion, we guess? Except that no one can really tell when the duo running the site (brothers Leo Rezig/Resig and John Rezig) are joking. Or even how those two spell their last names. But the best part? More
Tila Tequila Posts Fake Suicide Pictures On Twitter From Her Alternate Personality – There’s no joke here, this woman needs actual help. If you are so desperate for attention that you pretend to slit your wrists and posts the pics so your fans can call 9-1-1 for you, you need to psychiatric treatment stat. (via x17Online)
[© 2008 VH1] Recently some photos have hit the internet of Pumkin from Flavor of Love and I Love Money with a man that is supposedly her fiancée. Well, according to some sources close to the reality star, the whole … More