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A publishing company has created a Honey Boo Boo biography in comic book form. I know, your dreams are coming true right now. Just wait until you learn that this comic is the second in a series of celebrity biographies called “15 Minutes.” And the subject of the first one was Kim Kardashian! I didn’t know happiness like this existed. More
While the rest of us were all gussied up as little baby pageant queens ala Honey Boo Boo, what did Alana Thompson herself dress up as for Halloween? More
Could a spin-off be far behind? More
It’s time to redneck-ognize: June Shannon‘s no dummy. More
Uncle Poodle goes on the record about what it’s like to be a gay redneck in 2012. (Spoiler alert: surprisingly good!) More
“These are words?” If you’ve ever wanted to see Christopher Walken wax poetic on sketti and vajiggle jaggle, this video is for you. More
Time to get preemptively offended! More
While I understand that to be famous in America means being constantly hounded by the paps, doesn’t their stalking of Honey Boo Boo‘s family strike you as a little bit…redundant? More
Last night’s season finale of Here Comes Honey Boo Boo contained a lot of action. Baby Kaitlyn was born, Alana worked it in a pageant, and Glitzy the gay pageant pig even made a special appearance. But the thing everyone seems to be talking about is the appearance of an actual gay human in McIntyre GA, namely Alana‘s Uncle Poodle. (A name Alana gave to him, as she calls all gay men poodles.) More
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In which the author tries sketti and likes it. More
A new meme has been going around Tumblr in which GIFs from the critically acclaimed documentary program Here Comes Honey Boo Boo are mashed up with deep, philosophical quotes. I guess this is funny because those quotes were written by smart people and Alana “Honey Boo Boo” Thompson and her family are generally thought of as stupid, but this one actually seems pretty fitting. More
Putting the “L” back in TLC! More
We, as a nation, as a civilization, as a genus and as a species, are so disturbingly entertained by Honey Boo Boo because it is the realest reality show ever produced. And, not only is it real, but it is, in some way, a reflection of the place our society finds itself. More
Color me surprised! More
