Here Comes Honey Boo Boo returns to our televisions tonight at 9 PM sharp (or sharpish if you’re into mountain time). Already people are decrying the return of this family to TV and declaring it to be a national travesty that they’re given any attention at all. After all, they’re poor and they’re overweight and most offensively of all, they’re happy. More
Topic: Here Comes Honey Boo Boo
Because I love things that come full circle, Johnny Depp admitting he’s a fan of Here Comes Honey Boo Boo means that I am now a fan of Johnny Depp. Not that I wasn’t before, but it fell off the Jack Sparrow train for awhile so I needed him to do something really good for me to hop back on again, ya dig? More
I am neither a regular view of Here Comes Honey Boo Boo nor an aficionado of scents, unless you include rubbing magazine perfume samples on my wrists when I want to smell fancy, but I’m fairly confident that the smells we’ll be smelling with these cards will not be pleasant smells. More
If you’re like me and like to temper your trashy TV consumption with a good read in between, I bet you never realized just how connected those two things are. Like, basically, one in the same. More
Remember when you were a girl scout, and you had to spend hours walking around in your uniform, knocking on random strangers’ doors, smelling their weird smells and hoping they didn’t have any scary animals just so you could fund your organization? And how bad you felt if you didn’t sell enough cookies, like you were letting girls everywhere down horribly? More
Last night on Here Comes Honey Boo Boo‘s Christmas special, Mama June Shannon and her family gave haters yet further comeuppance by running an extremely successful toy drive for disadvantaged families in their community. Can everyone please stop calling them the downfall of western civilization now? More
On the first season of Here Comes Honey Boo Boo, “Mama” June Shannon joined her daughters in trying to lose a bit of weight. She didn’t lose any at the time, and she seemed pretty okay with it. She must have doubled down on her efforts, though, because a new TMZ report says she’s lost over 100 lbs since America first met her, dropping from 365lbs to 263. Impressive! More
Honey Boo Boo has been nominated for a GLAAD Media Award, and I’d like to specifically invited Jodie Foster to suck it. More
Fans of trashy reality television, despair! Following a major outcry from civil rights organization ColorOfChange.org, Oxygen has canceled its amazing sounding reality show All My Babies’ Mamas, which was going to follow the life of rapper/crazy person Shawty Lo as he tried to keep his 11 kids and 10 former flames happy under one roof. More
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The more I learn about Lee “Uncle Poodle” Thompson, uncle to TLC’s Alana “Honey Boo Boo” Thompson, the more I think he’s a brave, kind, and all-around great guy for kids (gay or straight) to look up to. More
And the Honey Boo Boo-fication of Toddlers and Tiaras continues!
On this week’s episode of TLC’s documentary masterpiece (airing tomorrow at 9/8c), viewers will be introduced to a charming young lady named Jordan who is, as she says, “a tomboy on the inside and a pageant girl on the outside.” And TLC has been kind enough to furnish a preview clip. More
Pageant-themed, black light activated, neck tattoos are actually a thing. More
Yes, it’s a pain to remember all of the shows that come on and then have to find them all on Hulu or something the next day, but I see that as passion. Olympians train for their sport all day every day through training and eating healthy, and my sport is TV….and here’s what I watch on my ‘cheat day.’ More
You think you did it up this holiday season? Well take a look at the Christmas decorations on Honey Boo Boo‘s house and you’ll be singing a different tune. More