Topic: Here Comes Honey Boo Boo

Making Fun Of Honey Boo Boo Kinda Makes You A Dick

Making Fun Of Honey Boo Boo Kinda Makes You A Dick

Here Comes Honey Boo Boo returns to our televisions tonight at 9 PM sharp (or sharpish if you’re into mountain time). Already people are decrying the return of this family to TV and declaring it to be a national travesty that they’re given any attention at all. After all, they’re poor and they’re overweight and most offensively of all, they’re happy. More »

Honey Boo Boo Once Again Uses Powers For Good, Sells Dillions Of Girl Scout Cookies On Facebook

Honey Boo Boo Once Again Uses Powers For Good, Sells Dillions Of Girl Scout Cookies On Facebook

Remember when you were a girl scout, and you had to spend hours walking around in your uniform, knocking on random strangers’ doors, smelling their weird smells and hoping they didn’t have any scary animals just so you could fund your organization? And how bad you felt if you didn’t sell enough cookies, like you were letting girls everywhere down horribly? More »

June Shannon Loses Over 100 lbs The Normal Hollywood Starlet Way

June Shannon Loses Over 100 lbs The Normal Hollywood Starlet Way

On the first season of Here Comes Honey Boo Boo, “Mama” June Shannon joined her daughters in trying to lose a bit of weight. She didn’t lose any at the time, and she seemed pretty okay with it. She must have doubled down on her efforts, though, because a new TMZ report says she’s lost over 100 lbs since America first met her, dropping from 365lbs to 263. Impressive! More »

This Week’s Toddlers And Tiaras Features A Nine-Year-Old Pageant Girl Who Eats Worms

This Week's Toddlers And Tiaras Features A Nine-Year-Old Pageant Girl Who Eats Worms

And the Honey Boo Boo-fication of Toddlers and Tiaras continues!

On this week’s episode of TLC’s documentary masterpiece (airing tomorrow at 9/8c), viewers will be introduced to a charming young lady named Jordan who is, as she says, “a tomboy on the inside and a pageant girl on the outside.” And TLC has been kind enough to furnish a preview clip. More »

A GIF Guide To My TV Guilty Pleasures

A GIF Guide To My TV Guilty Pleasures

Yes, it’s a pain to remember all of the shows that come on and then have to find them all on Hulu or something the next day, but I see that as passion. Olympians train for their sport all day every day through training and eating healthy, and my sport is TV….and here’s what I watch on my ‘cheat day.’ More »