Topic: heidi montag

6 Celebrity Caretakers/Enablers Whose Negligence Is Almost As Bad As Conrad Murray’s ‘Involuntary Manslaughter’ Verdict

6 Celebrity Caretakers/Enablers Whose Negligence Is Almost As Bad As Conrad Murray's 'Involuntary Manslaughter' Verdict
Shannon Price
Dina Lohan
Paula Strasberg
Dr. Frank Ryan
Howard K. Stern

Earlier today, Dr. Conrad Murray was found guilty of involuntary manslaughter in the death of his patient Michael Jackson. The jury called him reckless and unprofessional for prescribing the troubled pop star sleeping pills and pumping him full of the drug propofol. Unfortunately, this sort of caretaker and/or enabler relationship is a common part of Hollywood: Doctors, parents, and hangers-on who encourage celebrities into destructive behavior and often get off clean. Here are six people whose influence was more harmful than helpful. More »

Celebrity Lookalikes: Old Photos Of Courtney Stodden And Blond(ish) Hollywood Starlets

Celebrity Lookalikes: Old Photos Of Courtney Stodden And Blond(ish) Hollywood Starlets
Lauren Conrad
Lindsay Lohan in Mean Girls
Heidi Montag
Julianne Hough in Footloose
Dakota Fanning

Another day, another batch of photos that make us weep for the preteen Courtney Stodden, who knew nothing about what a strange, twisted person she would become in just a few years. Her mother Krista Stodden maintains that this is what Courtney still looks like without makeup. We don’t believe that—but we were struck by the fact that she resembled several of Hollywood’s young (mostly normal-looking) stars. More »

Gallery: Courtney Stodden’s Bikini Pics Exactly Follow The Blueprint Of Heidi Montag’s Post-Surgery Photos

Gallery: Courtney Stodden's Bikini Pics Exactly Follow The Blueprint Of Heidi Montag's Post-Surgery Photos
Bazongas: Now
Bazongas: Then
Steamy Kisses: Now
Steamy Kisses: Then
Golden Showers: Now

It didn’t take long for Courtney Stodden to pull a Heidi Montag: When people called foul on her plastic surgery and breast implants, she decided to throw on a white bathing suit (to remind us she’s a child bride?) and skip along the beach with husband Doug Hutchison. But as we looked through TMZ’s gallery of Courtney’s obviously fake breasts and Skeletor face, we couldn’t help but remember how Heidi has made debuting her various surgeries an art form. So, a side-by-side comparison is in order. More »

An Imagining Of The 30 Phone Calls A Day Spencer Pratt Makes To His Agent

An Imagining Of The 30 Phone Calls A Day Spencer Pratt Makes To His Agent

Apparently Spencer Pratt is totally broke. Which is a thing that happens when you’ve never actually had a career or any viable talent. Evidently, Spencer calls his agency 30 times a day and they never call him back — which is actually kind of sad. Aw, man. Here’s my imagining of the messages Spencer leaves for his agent, whom I’ve decided to call “Ian” because a kid I went to college with who’s a WME agent now is named that. More »

Happy Birthday, Heidi Montag! Remember When You Looked Normal?

Happy Birthday, Heidi Montag! Remember When You Looked Normal?

Happy 25th birthday, Heidi Montag! We’d warn you about those quarterlife crises kids your age go through, but it looks like you managed to do one of those before hitting 25. We know that people mostly look ahead on this auspicious day, but we still really miss the old, cuter Heidi from season 1 of The Hills, before Spencer Pratt and fame inspired her to inflate and tuck her body into a silhouette resembling a Barbie doll. So here’s our gift to you, Heidi: Hindsight. More »

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