Topic: Heidi Klum

Project Runway: The Winner Isn’t A Surprise, But After Two Hours You’ll Be Convinced It Is

In which I try to explain how Part Two of a season finale could possibly be as long as a feature length film. More »

Danny DeVito And Rhea Perlman Not Divorcing Yet, Aka There’s Still Some Hope In This Cruel World

Danny DeVito and his wife of thirty years Rhea Perlman are pledging to work on their marriage instead of immediately divorcing, making them the most unlikely saviors of my hopes and dreams yet. More »

Heidi Klum Finally Debuts Her Entire Cleopatra Halloween Costume, Including Bedazzled Face

You thought you’d seen Heidi Klum‘s whole costume when she revealed it a week before Halloween, right? And that it meant the surprise was all over, right? Wrong. So wrong. More »

Heidi Klum Stole Taylor Swift’s AMAs Gown, But Taylor Still Wore It Better

Taylor Swift 1, Heidi Klum 0. More »

Heidi Klum Can’t Help Falling In Love With Dudes Who Agree To Care For Her Kids

Heidi Klum finally admitted she’s in love with Martin Kristen, her bodyguard-turned-body-lover! This sounds a lot like when she met Seal… More »

I’m More Devasted By Heidi Klum Canceling Her Halloween Party Than I Am By Her Divorce

I came to terms with the fact that Heidi Klum canceled her marriage, but now her Halloween party too? Is nothing sacred? More »

Return All Your Candy Corn! Heidi Klum Ruined Halloween By Sharing Her Costume Early

To add insult to injury, she’s not even going as a sexy seal. More »

Heidi Klum Is A Regular Soccer Football Mom, Here Are Some Photos To Prove It

When Seal first accused Heidi Klum of “fornicating with the help,” I thought to myself, wow, that’s so… regular of her! And now, here’s some further proof that she’s just like the rest of us (and totally over Seal). She might be a supermodel, but she can still hang out at the at the park with her new, non-famous bodyguard boyfriend and watch her kids play flag football. More »

Gallery: The 14 Best Celebrity Twitpics From The 2012 Emmys

Jesse Tyler Ferguson Proves That Men Wear Spanx, Too

Ricky Gervais Wears His Sunglasses In The Bathroom

Jesse Tyler Ferguson models male Spanx, Zachary Quinto gets an unusual procedure backstage, Tom Hanks shows us what exactly to do with an Emmy, and Adam Driver meets Peter Dinklage. More »

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It’s Really Bumming Me Out To See Seal And Heidi Klum Fighting Publicly About Her Affair

I was led to believe that Heidi Klum and Seal would never break up, so this talk of Heidi cheating with her bodyguard Martin Kristen is hitting me pretty hard. More »

Looks Like Heidi Klum Cheated On Seal By Banging Her Bodyguard, Now Needs Ice Cream With Jon Stewart

Apparently, Heidi Klum has watched The Bodyguard one too many times. More »

We’re Gonna Assume Heidi Klum’s Comment That Her Kids Need To ‘Always Look Cool’ Is A Direct Challenge To Suri, Blue Ivy, And Shiloh

“We have a rule in the house. Rule No. 1 is always to look cool, and rule No. 2 is don’t forget about rule No. 1.” And it’s on. More »

Heidi Klum’s Nude Photo Shoot Makes Us Wonder If Going Naked Is The New Wearing Clothes

Heidi Klum recently posed naked for the new beauty brand Astor, wearing nothing but confidence and colorful body paint. More »

Heidi Klum Officially Files For Divorce, Now You Can Officially Give Up On Love

Their kids have had more than two months to stage a Parent Trap like love-rekindling, but it looks like Heidi Klum and Seal’s marriage is officially over. Heidi filed for divorce Friday afternoon citing irreconcilable differences (so unoriginal) and the world looked on sadly as we listened to “Kiss From A Rose” softy in the background. More »

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