Topic: HBO

Love, Marilyn Reveals That She’s Not So Different From Today’s Troubled Celebs

If you think you knew Marilyn Monroe before, you’ll have a whole new understanding at the end of Love, Marilyn…for better or for worse. Just like she’d want it. More »

True Blood’s Bill Compton Embraces His Girly Side, Finally!

Since I’ve always thought Bill Compton was basically a woman in every other True Blood season, it’s fitting that he is renamed “Billith” (a mixture of Bill and Lillith) in this week’s season six premiere. More »

Game Of Thrones Finale: It Should’ve Ended Last Week, No?

Is it just me, or was this a super anticlimactic finale episode of Game Of Thrones? Particularly after the Red Wedding set the bar so high last week, I was expecting to really be blown out of the water, y’know? But instead it was a pretty standard episode. No nudity, even, and we didn’t really get cliff-hangered at all! I’m confused. More »

The Newsroom Trailer Doesn’t Have A Plot, But Neither Does Girls, So Get Over It

Oh so you’ll watch an HBO show without a plot when it’s called Girls and it consists of a patchwork of uncomfortable nudity, confusing character choices, and terrible sex scenes, but you can’t watch one trailer for The Newsroom without dialogue? Pull it together, this show is brilliant. More »

Game Of Thrones: I Hope You Like Your Weddings Red

Last night was a big night on Game Of Thrones, you guys. Based on the amount of violence and gore that took place in Sunday night’s episode, I now understand why the show took last week off. They were saving up all the cringe-worthy moments and packing them into the final ten minutes of the same episode. It was rough, errbody. It was really rough. More »

Game Of Thrones: Say Goodbye To Daenerys’ Breasticles

I’m just positive that you missed Game Of Thrones last night because you were busy watching the Billboard Music Awards, so let me go ahead and catch you up. More »

Ryan Gosling Tells An Adorable Story About His Childhood, Inspires Me To Go Back In Time And Babysit Him

Every time you don’t think Ryan Gosling can charm you anymore, he pulls another anecdote out of his seduction closet and does it again. More »

We Found Proof That Jessa Returns For Season Three Of Girls

Did you feel that? Did you? That was the sensation of you and your discomfort getting that much closer to hate-watching the next season of Girls. It might have manifested itself as a nervous tingle in your butt cheeks or a pinching in your teeth or an itchiness in your palms, but all those symptoms point to the same cause — they’re currently filming season three in New York City. More »

Game Of Thrones: The Maiden And The Bear (And The Butts)

Welcome to this week’s installment of Game Of Thrones, with 100% more nudity than your average episode. I mean even for this show, I was impressed. Full frontal and full backal and full jackal (not a thing) and everything. Let’s just dive right in, shall we? More »

What We're Reading:

I Hope I’m Not The Only Person Who Cares About The Newsroom Trailer

I’m realizing more and more lately that I’m one of the only people I know who watches The Newsroom, and frankly, little gremlins, that’s a crying shame. More »

Game Of Thrones: The One With All The Gay Euphemisms

Welcome to this week’s episode of Game Of Thrones, in which we think of new and inventive ways of implying that Loras Tyrell is gay without ever saying it outright! Thanks for joining us! I hope you enjoy your time here. More »

I Know There Is A God, Because He Made HBO Renew Veep

I’ve been worried about a couple things today. One of them was that Veep wasn’t gonna get renewed because it’s on HBO and it stars no one by the name of Hannah Horvath, and the other was that there was no god. I just feel really alone in the universe and I still haven’t won the lottery, that’s the only thing. More »

Game Of Thrones: In Which Jon Snow Loses His V-Card

Hi hello welcome! Last night was Sunday night, so depending on which of the eight thousand hours of television you elected to dedicate your time to, you may have missed Game Of Thrones, no? Well you’re in luck, because I didn’t. Miss it, that is. I kept a careful eye on every slicing sword and curving buttock, and there were a lot of both last night, let me tell you. More »

Remain Calm, Fans Of Good Television, Because The Newsroom Will Return In July

In case you got as hooked on The Newsroom as I did, and noticed that it’s been off the air for a full year, then you’re in luck — season two will premiere July 14, 2013, and we have the trailer. More »

Click for more posts