Topic: HBO

Game Of Thrones: Say Goodbye To Daenerys’ Breasticles

I’m just positive that you missed Game Of Thrones last night because you were busy watching the Billboard Music Awards, so let me go ahead and catch you up. More »

Ryan Gosling Tells An Adorable Story About His Childhood, Inspires Me To Go Back In Time And Babysit Him

Every time you don’t think Ryan Gosling can charm you anymore, he pulls another anecdote out of his seduction closet and does it again. More »

We Found Proof That Jessa Returns For Season Three Of Girls

Did you feel that? Did you? That was the sensation of you and your discomfort getting that much closer to hate-watching the next season of Girls. It might have manifested itself as a nervous tingle in your butt cheeks or a pinching in your teeth or an itchiness in your palms, but all those symptoms point to the same cause — they’re currently filming season three in New York City. More »

Game Of Thrones: The Maiden And The Bear (And The Butts)

Welcome to this week’s installment of Game Of Thrones, with 100% more nudity than your average episode. I mean even for this show, I was impressed. Full frontal and full backal and full jackal (not a thing) and everything. Let’s just dive right in, shall we? More »

I Hope I’m Not The Only Person Who Cares About The Newsroom Trailer

I’m realizing more and more lately that I’m one of the only people I know who watches The Newsroom, and frankly, little gremlins, that’s a crying shame. More »

Game Of Thrones: The One With All The Gay Euphemisms

Welcome to this week’s episode of Game Of Thrones, in which we think of new and inventive ways of implying that Loras Tyrell is gay without ever saying it outright! Thanks for joining us! I hope you enjoy your time here. More »

I Know There Is A God, Because He Made HBO Renew Veep

I’ve been worried about a couple things today. One of them was that Veep wasn’t gonna get renewed because it’s on HBO and it stars no one by the name of Hannah Horvath, and the other was that there was no god. I just feel really alone in the universe and I still haven’t won the lottery, that’s the only thing. More »

Game Of Thrones: In Which Jon Snow Loses His V-Card

Hi hello welcome! Last night was Sunday night, so depending on which of the eight thousand hours of television you elected to dedicate your time to, you may have missed Game Of Thrones, no? Well you’re in luck, because I didn’t. Miss it, that is. I kept a careful eye on every slicing sword and curving buttock, and there were a lot of both last night, let me tell you. More »

Remain Calm, Fans Of Good Television, Because The Newsroom Will Return In July

In case you got as hooked on The Newsroom as I did, and noticed that it’s been off the air for a full year, then you’re in luck — season two will premiere July 14, 2013, and we have the trailer. More »

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Game Of Thrones: Walk Of Punishment (Aka The Episode Of Bad-Asses)

Okay all you Game Of Thrones fans, we’re three episodes in, and things are starting to actually happen. You know, at like…a regular, plot-based pace instead of just running all over Westeros trying to catch up with each character individually. More »

Sunday Roundup:The 10 Funniest Lines From Louis C.K.’s HBO Special ‘Oh My God’

In my opinion Louis C.K.‘s newest HBO stand-up special, Oh My God, should just have been titled ”Sorry To The Dane Cooks And The Daniel Toshes Of The World But You’ll Never Be Me.” More »

Here’s Why You Need To Start Watching Veep

I hope you already know this, but HBO’s glorious show Veep returns this Sunday at 10:00pm in all its vice-presidential glory. It stars Julia Louis-Dreyfus as Selina Meyer, the disillusioned vice president of the United States, and I honestly can’t believe that everyone isn’t as obsessed with it as I am. More »

Game Of Thrones: Valar Dohaeris (Aka The Episode Of ‘Meanwhile’)

Game Of Thrones season three premiered last night, so get ready for a lot of ‘meanwhiles’, because we have a ton of characters to catch up with More »

Here’s All The Sex You Can Expect From The 3rd Season Of Game of Thrones

Hereâ��s All The Sex You Can Expect From The 3rd Season Of Game of Thrones

Game Of Thrones is returning on Sunday for its third season, and in case you haven’t noticed, that show gets people naked and touching parts prettttty pretty pretty often. Like every episode. Like if I get through a whole one without seeing some sort of bits, I feel kinda cheated. Also this is full of spoilers, so don’t read it if you haven’t read the books. More »

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