I knew that this new mature Taylor Swift whose only concerns were her post-gym outfits and give advice to her fans couldn’t last long — it looks like the drama-drama one who uses songs to take potshots at old boyfriends is back. Hurray! More
I could go on and on about how ridiculous it is that Taylor needs a huge audience to get a few inches chopped off her locks, but my eyes would get stuck in the back of my head from all the rolling. Plus there are more important things to discuss. Things like whether or not Harry Styles was a member of said audience. More
Really solid job with all your rain dances this year you guys, because not only is it looking like Harry Styles and Taylor Swift are getting back together, but Harry appears to have turned the tables and written a song about Taylor for the upcoming One Direction album. DRAMA. More
That’s right, everybody. Taylor Swift and Harry Styles are rumored to be getting back together. Taylor must have left out a very important “ever” when she sang that song. More
I was reminded of this ill-fated fling this morning when I read these new quotes from Harry Styles about their relationship. And I think it’s safe to say that Harry is like so over it. He’s twerking his way right out of CareTown and into WhateverVille, which I think is adjacent to Cuocovill, come to think of it. More
I don’t know who is more devastated by this — me, or Taylor Swift — but Harry Styles apparently ‘wishes he never dated her’. Actually no, I know exactly who’s more upset, and it’s me, because I let myself believe in love. More
Taylor Swift does not waste any time, ya’ll. It’s only been a few weeks since her devastating break-up with Harry Styles, and already she’s sniffing around Bradley Cooper, trying to harvest a new celebrity for her vast ex-boyfriend collection. More
Selena Gomez and Taylor Swift have discovered the secret to post-break-up revenge…and it’s cleavage. Lots and lots of cleavage. More
The Taylor Swift vs. Miley Cyrus feud heats up, with Miley tweeting a picture of herself in bed with Taylor’s ex-boyfriend, One Direction member Harry Styles. More
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You can rest easy tonight, teens and tweens of the world, because One Direction just signed a new contract that essentially says they can’t break up in the next three years. More
STOP THE PRESSES. No I mean it, stop them. Taylor Swift and Harry Styles have broken up. Aka the almighty Haylor is dead, aka my life is meaningless. More
In an incredibly romantic gesture that’s sure to make your heart burst into a million butterflies, Harry Styles told Taylor Swift he loved her. Just like that. He looked her in the eyes, lightly fingered the key to her chastity belt that he’d stolen from her petticoat drawer and said, “Lisa, I love you.” More
Haylor wants me to have a really good 2013, as they spent the first seconds of it resolutely mashing face in front of a sea of iPhones. How romantic. More
The self-professed World’s Oldest Woman has died, at age 124, and I blame Haylor. Aren’t Harry Styles and Taylor Swift supposed to be guarding the realm? More