Topic: Harry Styles

The One Direction Movie Just Got One Step Closer To Your Eyeholes

I didn’t even realize I was supposed to be on the edge of my seat about the One Direction movie, but now that I do, my cheeks are firmly in position. More »

Taylor Swifts Admits ‘I Knew You Were Trouble’ Is About Harry Styles, Because DRAMA!

Taylor Swift — a 23-year-old performer who somehow got named ‘most likely to start a vicious rumor after a break-up’ in over 133 high school year books last year depsite not attending any of those high schools — talked to Times Magazine this weekend about her career. More »

Ed Sheeran Is The Latest Member Of The Celebrity ‘Oops, I Fell Over’ Club

I can’t be the only one who adheres to the conspiracy theory that all the celebrities have decided to gradually assemble a club devoted to falling over in front of a huge crowd. What I want to know is: How do I get in this club? More »

There’s No Way This Harry Styles Tattoo Is Real, Right? RIGHT!?

While you’ve kicked off your year making sound and safe and respectable choices, One Direction’s Harry Styles has not. More »

I Admire Harry Styles’ Optimism In Thinking He Can Date Jennifer Lawrence

Harry Styles has cheerfully announced to the world that he’d like to date Jennifer Lawrence, and never in the world has the time been more ripe for the phrase ‘yeah fucking right’. More »

Taylor Swift And Harry Styles Weren’t In Love, Says His Tattoo Artist, True Arbiter of Romance

As if it wasn’t enough that the pair split up after entire weeks of being seen in public together and standing next to each other, Harry’s tattoo artist is now rubbing salt in our wounds by claiming that Taylor and Harry were never ever ever in love. Since a tattoo artist’s word is always right (I think it’s part of some oath they take), there’s no choice but to accept this as fact and try to move on with our lives. More »

One Direction‘s Harry Styles Hit In Crotch By Shoe, Hats Everywhere Swear Vengeance

At his concert last night, One Direction floppy-haired darling Harry Styles was hit in the crotch with a flying shoe. Will hats and scarves mobilize to his cause, or will Harry be forced to face the cavalcade of footwear all by himself? More »

Taylor Swift Feels Us Losing Interest, Invites Her Exes To Write Songs About Her

I don’t want to get ahead of myself, but I think the tide might be turning against Taylor Swift. More »

The Boys Of One Direction Turn A Creepy Song Adorable In This ‘Self Shot’ Video They Made For Charity

“One Way Or Another” is a creepy song, if you pay attention to the words. Essentially, the singer is promising to stalk his or her object of affection until that fateful day when they “getcha getcha getcha getcha” (ominous!). Debbie Harry pulled it off because she was a stone cold babe, and now the boys of One Direction have taken their own shot at it. More »

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In An Attempt To Confuse Taylor Swift, Harry Styles Compliments Her

This certainly puts her quite the pickle now, doesn’t it. More »

Harry Styles Shows He Has A Google Alert On His Name In The Best Way Possible

If you thought One Direction‘s Harry Styles was too busy being in a famous boy band to read the things people write about him, let alone respond to them, think again. Earlier today, Harry provided definitive proof that he has a Google alert on his name. And he did it by tweeting about Socrates! More »

Harry Styles Will Not Retaliate Against Taylor Swift, And Why Are We Treating This Like A Real Relationship Again?

Sources say Harry’s bandmates were all, “Chill out mate,” when they saw her performance the other night. More »

Taylor Swift’s New ELLE Interview Makes Me Think She’s Never Listened To Her Own Music

Taylor Swift is on the cover of the March 2013 issue of ELLE magazine, and she’s giving readers the chance to perfect their Scooby Doo impressions as their ears perk up upon noticing the contrast between what Taylor Swift says and what she has been doing in real life for years. More »

Taylor Swift Mocked Harry Styles In Her Grammys Performance Because She’s Taylor Swift

Now, is it possible that Taylor Swift’s practicing for the Madonna-stage of her career by throwing out the British accent. Of course! Is it very unlikely? Of course! More »

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