Topic: Harry Styles

One Direction Ruined Their Fans’ Lives By Announcing Their Tour Dates

One Direction Ruined Their Fans' Lives By Announcing Their Tour Dates

You know that thing when a boy band says they’re going to make a big announcement and then it turns out that announcement wasn’t that big after all and then the boy band’s fans start a Twitter hashtag to express their disappointment and then that hashtag gets trending because even the people who don’t agree with the hashtag use the hashtag to complain about the hashtag and then the world ends for a split second? Yeah, that happened yesterday. More »

Harry Styles And Kimberly Stewart May Be A (Really Gross) Publicity Stunt

Harry Styles And Kimberly Stewart May Be A (Really Gross) Publicity Stunt

I have some good news for you, screaming rabid teens of the world — apparently the relationship between Harry Styles, 19, and Kimberly Stewart, 33, is a publicity stunt. Hurray! Huzzah! Let the horns of One Direction sound out loud and long, as all the court’s jesters do a merry jig and call the country to order. (That’s how they talk in merry old England, right? I just want to make sure my writing style is accurate.) More »

Louis Tomlinson Got A New Tattoo Suggesting He’s Not That Into One Direction

Louis Tomlinson Got A New Tattoo Suggesting He's Not That Into One Direction

Louis Tomlinson, a lesser members of One Direction who is not in possession of the rakish good looks of Zayn Malik or the womanizing charm of Harry Styles, has learned over time that he has to distinguish himself in other ways. One of those ways is by having the same hairstyle as Harry but a different face, and the other one is by getting a shit ton of tattoos. More »