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This year’s Teen Choice Awards nominees have recently been announced and they taught me a few things about the youngsters these days. More
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This year’s Teen Choice Awards nominees have recently been announced and they taught me a few things about the youngsters these days. More
You know that thing when a boy band says they’re going to make a big announcement and then it turns out that announcement wasn’t that big after all and then the boy band’s fans start a Twitter hashtag to express their disappointment and then that hashtag gets trending because even the people who don’t agree with the hashtag use the hashtag to complain about the hashtag and then the world ends for a split second? Yeah, that happened yesterday. More
Kids these days and the things they put on their bodies, am I right? It’s like they think they’re a sheet of notepaper and they just go ahead and doodle accordingly. Except these aren’t the endearing love notes or adorable sketches of my day, when we had to walk five miles in the snow, uphill both ways, just to check our emails and go on our Tweeters! No! More
Is there a doctor in London to be had? Does anyone have a medical license, because I need you to rush to Harry Styles‘ side, as something is obviously wrong with him. After years of dating only older women, preferably in their thirties and involved in pre-existing relationships, Harry is accidentally dating someone his own age — nay, even younger! More
I have some good news for you, screaming rabid teens of the world — apparently the relationship between Harry Styles, 19, and Kimberly Stewart, 33, is a publicity stunt. Hurray! Huzzah! Let the horns of One Direction sound out loud and long, as all the court’s jesters do a merry jig and call the country to order. (That’s how they talk in merry old England, right? I just want to make sure my writing style is accurate.) More
Okay teenage girls of the world, and particularly of France, it is time to pull it together, because you almost trampled a human to death. Why do I care about people throwing their bodies around willy-nilly an ocean away, you ask? Because in this case, the almost-tramplee in question is one Harry Styles. More
Hold the phone – Harry Styles was holding hands and making out with Kimberly Stewart? Wait, who is Kimberly Stewart? Rod Stewart’s daughter? Benicio del Toro‘s rando 33 year-old baby mama? Why did I just say “baby mama”? I hate … More
Here’s a question I never thought I’d ask myself: Is Harry Styles dating a stripper or Ke$ha? Both? Neither? I demand that these rumors be cleared up so I can sleep at night. More
In a move that will be overanalyzed all day by people too old to care, Harry Styles struck back at his ex-girlfriendish Taylor Swift by saying her name aloud during a One Direction concert. More
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Harry Styles’ best friend from high school recently came out with some info on Harry’s teenage years including a crush on T.Swift and love of deep fried beef. More
Big news, guys! Harry Styles either is or isn’t or definitely isn’t or maybe might but isn’t sure, or has already finished…writing new material for his own solo record. Cheerio, wot? Wot’s this, old boy? Aren’t you already in a band, my lad? It’s called One Direction, innit, and ain’t you a pretty important cog in that machinery? More
Welp, it’s finally happened. I finally get the One Direction hype. I can’t say that I’m proud of myself, but I guess I should’ve known that this day would come eventually. More
Louis Tomlinson, a lesser members of One Direction who is not in possession of the rakish good looks of Zayn Malik or the womanizing charm of Harry Styles, has learned over time that he has to distinguish himself in other ways. One of those ways is by having the same hairstyle as Harry but a different face, and the other one is by getting a shit ton of tattoos. More
Is there anything worse than a copycat, you guys? Don’t you hate when people like Harry Styles come to the United States with their silly bands like One Direction and then blatantly rip off the really cool habits of our existing pop superstars like Justin Bieber? Boy, it really boils my marmalade. More