This photo of Harper Beckham just ruined my day. Maybe even my year. I don’t know, I haven’t decided yet how big of a crisis to make this in my life. More
Topic: Harper Seven Beckham
Even though the boys are growing up quickly, they’re not too old to wear jerseys that say “Daddy” on the back. If that doesn’t make your ovaries grow three sizes, then I don’t know what will do the trick. More
Ever since Victoria Beckham birthed Harper Seven Beckham, I feared she’d be one of those overindulgent mother who would let Harper lounge around during her toddler years, drinking from juice boxes and playing with toys. More
Personally, I would’ve liked to see him actually photobomb the unsuspecting fans, but their teary reactions were pretty sweet and funny, too. More
I knew the days before Harper Seven Beckham officially became cooler than me were numbered. As of yesterday, the only edge I had on the baby-born-to-be-a-fashion-designer was the fact that I could walk, and she couldn’t. More
You know how I know the apocalypse isn’t really happening this year? Because adorable photos like this of one David Beckham holding his daughter Harper Seven at Disneyland still exist. More
David Beckham had a night out with Stella McCartney and commented to a reporter that he’s interested in having more kids. More kids. This is a man with four kids, mind you, one of whom was born just last year, and he’s talking about having more. Say what you will about family size — my main concern is, how will he and Victoria Beckham think of two more trendy baby names? More
Harper Seven Beckham made it to the top of InStyle‘s Hottest Celebs Under 25 at only eight weeks old, even if she does deign to wear converses. Yet, if you can manage to keep all eyes on you at New York City Fashion Week while sharing a photograph with Victoria Beckham, then perhaps that is a reason to consider a career in modeling — at 9 months old. Harper Seven may not even be walking yet, but the famous tot has been offered some modeling work in what is probably the most predictable chain of events ever.
Having been photographed already by the paparazzi in an array of outfits all over the world, Harper has been offered a contract with UK company My1styears.com to model their goods. In a letter to the baby girl — not the parents — the company attempts to woo the infant with some praise. She may not be able to read, but don’t tell them that: More
For a mother-daughter shopping trip, I would have expected to have seen little Harper Seven Beckham decked out in some little pumps or perhaps even bejeweled sandals. After all, the baby girl isn’t even one year old and already has a visit to New York City Fashion Week under her belt. But let it be known that as outlandish or lavish Victoria Beckham may appear, she is still throwing her tot in Converses for a day of shopping.
The two were photographed in Beijing and little Harper appeared like a lot of kiddies on the playground: like a kid. Not like a mini-Victoria complete with platform heels and a mini quilted Chanel, but like a baby. Despite the press’s insistence to glamorize baby Harper as the fashion prodigy set to mimic her mother’s every nail polish color, she is at present just a 10-month-old in some white converses, a floral top, and a barrette. The image alone is humbling in a tabloid narrative that calls her a “fashionista in the making!” and names her the #1 hottest celeb under 25 at a mere eight weeks old. But will points be deducted for that next InStyle list for this fashion faux pas? More
God bless little Harper Seven Beckham for not being “posh” like her mom and having an actual baby’s reaction to the paparazzi. (We’re looking at you, Suri Cruise.) More
This is what Harper Seven Beckham looks like. She is two months old and is the daughter of Victoria and David Beckham. She is a baby, and so she looks like a baby. She even has tiny little baby socks. This is what Harper Seven Beckham does not look like: More