Topic: halloween-costumes

11 Somewhat Questionable Halloween Costumes for Pets

Can anyone explain the concept of Halloween costumes for pets to me? Because I have tried– believe you me, I have tried– but I just. don’t. get them. Sure, humans may think they look cute, but somehow, I just can’t get beyond the fact that pet costumes are, in actuality, a cruel and unusual punishment that should only be reserved for the most drastic of occasions. This is why I have trouble dealing with these 11 pet costumes. Is it just me? Or does anyone else find them somewhat questionable, too? Please tell me I’m not alone here… More »

Gallery: Celebs Dressed As Sexy Municipal Workers For Halloween

Paris Hilton is the sexiest cop of ever.

No, wait, Coco is the sexiest cop of ever.

Maybe Spencer Pratt really should be in jail?

Ah, the sexy municipal worker — it’s a staple of Halloween. Although sadly, the toll collector and the lunch lady is underrepresented in the costume choices of tipsy women. Indeed, cops and firefighters are the main choices in this category of costumery, which celebs happen to pre quite partial to. Here’s a gallery of famous ladies dressed as sexy do-gooders. More »

Sex On The Wire: Improve Your Orgasm-Ability

• Ways to know you’re in a serious relationship. (College Candy)

• Skanky costumes for Halloween 2011. (Betty Confidential)

• Going from ice to nice. (College Crush)

• Celebs with alleged posthumous sex tapes. (The Frisky)

• Tips to improve your orgasm-ability. (YourTango)

• Nicole Richie and Joel Madden on a romantic stroll. (Celebuzz)

Gallery: Sexy Halloween Costumes Made Realistic

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How sick are you of seeing costumes for sexy nurses, sexy nuns, and well…sexy everythings as a lazy way for uncreative hot chicks to show off their bodies on Halloween? Wouldn’t it be nice to just see a pretty girl dress up as an actual pirate while they go searching for booty door-to-door? Lucky for you, we took the liberty of “de-sexifying” some of the more common slutty Halloween ensembles and making them more realistic. Take a look! More »

Gallery: ‘Slutty’ Halloween Costumes For Guys

We’re getting a little tired of all these innappropriate “sexy” Halloween costumes for women. Sure, a slutty Snooki sounds funny now (though a little redundant), and a sexy Christine O’Donnell might overtake the sexy Sarah Palin outfit for those political humor types, but why should only women be objectified on this holiday? That’s why we’ve created a gallery of sexy/slutty Halloween costumes for dudes. And no, you can’t be a sexy Edward Cullen. That’s lame. More »

Best Of Blisstree

Have you guys been checking out our sister site Blisstree? Not only is it a one-stop shop for women’s health and nutrition, but also for weird costumes for you and your pet! Please, do not buy these. But definitely take a look at them, and the other top posts from Blisstree this week.

1. Your Organic Peanut Butter Is Hurting the Environment: 10 “Good” Foods With Bad Palm Oil Habits (and What You Should Buy Instead)

2. Toxic Beauty: 5 Common Salon Treatments to Avoid

3. The Horror, the Horror: 10 Worst Halloween Costumes for Couples More »

The Best Of The Gloss

We’ve had a fun week over at Crushable, but we can’t cover everything. Luckily our sister site TheGloss had some amazing articles about “sexy” Halloween costumes, Na’vi sex toys, and Mark Zuckerberg‘s fashion taste. Check it out!

1. OMG! 10 Super Sexy Halloween Costumes for You!

2. Introducing the Na’vi Sex Toy

3. 5 Reasons to Be Excited About “Black Swan”

4. Mark Zuckerberg, Fashion Icon More »

What are you dressing up as for Halloween?

You might get some ideas for Halloween costumes from this video: