Topic: Gwyneth-Paltrow

Gwyneth Paltrow Vows To Destroy Vanity Fair, Aka She Can’t Stop Making This Worse

Gwyneth Paltrow Vows To Destroy Vanity Fair, Aka She Can't Stop Making This Worse

Gwyneth Paltrow can’t stop won’t stop making this Vanity Fair controversy worse for herself, and I am loving every minute of it. Apparently the magazine has some kind of dirt on her that they’re publishing as an exposé in an upcoming article, and Gwyneth is so hell-bent on getting them to pull the coverage that she’s turning the whole situation into a complete cluster. More »

9 Pop Culture Halloween Costumes So Complex You’ll Need To Start Preparing Right Now

9 Pop Culture Halloween Costumes So Complex You'll Need To Start Preparing Right Now

We haven’t even exhausted all our “Wake Me Up When September Ends” jokes, and already everybody’s talking about Halloween. It’s never too early to start planning your Halloween costume, especially if you choose one of these nine pop culture topics as inspiration. We have approximately six weeks between today and October 31st, and that just happens to be how long it’ll take you to really prepare these complex costumes. More »

Gwyneth Paltrow Tragically Gobbled Up By Hungry White Dress On Marie Claire Cover

Gwyneth Paltrow Tragically Gobbled Up By Hungry White Dress On Marie Claire Cover

Tragic news on the fashion front, devoted Crushable readers — animatronic patron of vegan arts Gwyneth Paltrow has been devoured by a hungry white dress on the cover of the Australian version of Marie Claire. She was just going through the motions of a cover shoot, when suddenly a ghost-goblin made out of stretchy white fabric swooped in and swallowed her up. More »

15 Celebs I Thought Were Hot Until They Opened Their Mouths

15 Celebs I Thought Were Hot Until They Opened Their Mouths

Do you ever have that thing where you’re totally into a someone before you’ve even met them? They’re so hot that you think to yourself, “That human person is such an ideal specimen that there is absolutely no way we won’t be perfect for one another.” Well I do that all the time, except with celebrities. And here are all the people who have let me down by opening their mouths and ruining everything. More »

14 Couples Who Acted Together Before Breaking Up

14 Couples Who Acted Together Before Breaking Up

The nice thing about celebrity couples filming together is that it preserves the state of a relationship when it was in its glory days. Since Hollywood relationships tend to end much more quickly than regular ones, it’s nice to have a portrait of better times, neatly presented in a two-hour-ish package, complete with flattering lighting, hilariously dated costumes, and ideally, an intriguing storyline. More »