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I can’t get enough of Gwyneth Paltrow lately. Between her GOOP newsletters and her cookbooks old and new, I could be entertained for weeks. Since Gwyneth has kept pretty quiet about the overall reaction to her book, and because she actually wrote the book and therefore must wholeheartedly believe everything she wrote and takes it seriously, I don’t exactly feel sorry for her at the moment. More
Jennifer Garner better sleep with one eye open from now on, because Gwyneth Paltrow is gonna assemble a crack team of veggie ninjas and shut her up in some kind of gluten-free dungeon somewhere. More
Gwyneth Paltrow’s cookbook is finally out. You know, the one that’s sarcastically titled It’s All Good. We’ve been hearing so much about it of late that I’d forgotten it wasn’t even on bookshelves yet. But it is now, complete with Gwyneth Paltrow’s cover photograph glaring at Paula Deen’s cookbook across the Barnes & Noble aisle. More
Apple and Moses have discovered that junk foods are real, and they’re spectacular. In her lifestyle newsletter Goop, Gwyneth addresses all those carb-obsessed Americans who yelled at her for her decisions, their voices muffled by the hunks of bread hanging grotesquely out of their filthy maws. More
Gwyneth Paltrow hasn’t really done herself any image favors lately, what with admitting that she’s a notorious child-starver, writing one of the most off-the-wall cookbooks of all time, and being as un-relatable as possible to lowly regular folk through her GOOP newsletter. But for whatever reason, she decided to open up to the Daily Mail about a traumatic event in her life during the last few years More
Woah, guys! It’s March 14th, as in 3.14. As in Pie Pi Day. We know our favorite celebs are celebrating in only one way: by stuffing their pie holes with their favorite pies! More
Self-appointed food expert of the century, Gwyneth Paltrow, took a quick break from gaining charisma points by talking to herself in a mirror to write a cookbook titled, Oh Please, Do Go Ahead and Feed Your Children, But Don’t Come Running to me When They’re Little Tubs of Lard. P.S You Disgust Me! More
You guys, there’s a new trailer out for Iron Man 3, and it is not effing around. In case you were worried that there wouldn’t be any explosions or romantic themes or Robert Downey Jr. catchphrases or trying timings or lofty soundtracks or insurmountable odds or new robots or Gwyneth Paltrow flying through the air clad only in a bra or secret super villains named Mandarin, FEAR NOT. Because there are all of those things and more.
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In the latest edition of Gwyneth Paltrow‘s luxury lifestyle magazine masquerading as a common sense, mom-to-mom advice newsletter, Gwynnie takes a moment out of recommending brands of artisanal water to talk about some of her Oscar fashion missteps. She’s just like us! More
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Noted fashionable iceberg Gwyneth Paltrow melted the tippy tops of her polar ice caps on New Years Eve, and busted out what can only be referred to as mom-dancing onstage at Jay-Z and Chris Martin‘s show. More
Every time I watch a Gwyneth Paltrow interview on TV I feel like I really like her. Sure, she’s a little out there at times, a little new-agey. But she always comes across as a genuine person, even if she’s completely out of touch with reality. I now realize how naive I was. More
When Gwyneth Paltrow and Chris Martin named their baby Apple, it made headlines. “Why that’s not a name, that’s a fruit!” we all exclaimed. However now, 7 years later, we see apples in the grocery store and think to ourselves, “how funny to name a fruit after a celebrity child!” More
Tony Stark is haunted by the events of The Avengers, but he’s gonna need to put that aside to deal with three new villains who want to unleash a virus on the world and blow up all his Iron Man suits. I can’t wait for May 2013. More
This video of notorious white girls Gwyneth Paltrow and Cameron Diaz rapping to their friend Chelsea Handler is just exactly as awkward as you think it would be. More
