Topic: Gwyneth-Paltrow

J.Law And Chris Martin Were Spotted On A Date Together, So Apparently This Is Still Happening

J.Law And Chris Martin Were Spotted On A Date Together, So Apparently This Is Still Happening

For the past couple of weeks, that infamous nude photo leak has kind of taken over the Jennifer Lawrence sector of celebrity news. And since Chris Martin doesn’t exactly have a sector in the first place, I almost forgot that those two are supposedly an item. But they were supposedly spotted on a date together, so let’s get back into this. More »

Gwyneth Paltrow’s School Didn’t Teach Her ‘Reading Or Anything,’ So That Explains A Lot

Gwyneth Paltrow's School Didn't Teach Her 'Reading Or Anything,' So That Explains A Lot

Do you ever wonder how Gwyneth Paltrow became Gwyneth Paltrow? How was she shaped into the goopy character she is today? Was she made in a witch’s brew of leafy vegetables and organic skin cream and overpriced shoes? Did an angel visit her one night as a child and bless her with eternally pin-straight hair? As it turns out, she just went to a really alternative school where she learned nothing of value. And now we know! More »