Topic: Gwyneth-Paltrow

In Case You Were Wondering, Gwyneth Paltrow Is Still Talking

I know you’ve been really worried that Gwyneth Paltrow had stopped talking forever now that she had successfully made all our mouths permanently hang open in shock and confusion. Once her movie came out and we made it through that book tour of hers relatively unscathed, you would assume she’d just disappear and secretly eat bread and smoke cigarettes for a few months before emerging to promote the return of her side butt to the red carpet. More »

World’s Most Beautiful Woman Gwyneth Paltrow Asks Miranda Kerr If It’s Weird To Be Pretty

I really thought Gwyneth Paltrow might disappear into her gluten-free hibernation chamber once her cookbook had been out a while and her movie Iron Man 3 had dominated the box office. Thankfully, however, she doesn’t seem to be going anywhere any time soon, as she just keeps showing up places to laugh in the face of the dress code and struggle to come to terms with her World’s Most Beautiful Woman title. More »

Gwyneth Paltrow Mistook ‘Punk’ To Mean ‘Vintage Barbie’ At The Met Gala

She didn’t even draw on fake eyelashes with a Sharpie or wear a giant crucifix around her neck to show us that she totally got the memo. It’s like she thought it was Opposite Day and said, “Oh, I get it. Punk. Wink wink.” No, Gwyneth, no wink wink. Just two open eyes blinking normally and telling you to wear something punk. More »

Early Iron Man 3 Draft Had A Pepper Potts Sex Tape Plot, Proving Revision Is Important

Apparently an early draft of the Iron Man 3 script featured a sex tape plot involving Pepper Potts. This isn’t something that came out after the draft was found by a fan in a dumpster next to all that fan mail to Taylor Swift. Oh no, this was something Shane Black, one of the film’s writers, revealed in an interview. More »

The Official Cinco De Mayo Celebrity Drunk-O-Meter

It’s Cinco de Thirdo today, you guys! Aka the last workday before Cinco de Mayo, the traditional American holiday of drinking Coronas and annoying the waitstaff of your favorite neighborhood Mexican restaurant! So with only two more days until that fateful morning (and only three more until that fateful hangover), it’s time to start planning your drankin’ schedule, and that can be a hard thing to finagle. More »

Gwyneth Paltrow’s Relationship Advice Might Be More Questionable Than Her Diet

I’ve been trying to savor every precious Gwyneth Paltrow moment we get before her movie Iron Man 3 comes out and she disappears into her messy clothes so that even her husband can’t recognize her and we don’t see her again until her next cookbook It’s Really All Good This Time, No Really, I Promise It’s All Good comes out. More »

Gwyneth Paltrow Explains The Underwear Controversy, Ellen Has A Lot Of Questions

Gwyneth is making the rounds on talk shows this week, and she made it to The Ellen DeGeneres Show just in time for Ellen to turn on her Celebrity Confession Vacuum and suck an underwear explanation out of her. Since Ellen is also having a great week, watching these two in the same room is like staring into the face of awesome. What ensues is just as entertaining as you’d expect. More »

Gwyneth Paltrow Denies Most Beautiful Title While Possibly Not Wearing Underwear

Oh, Gwyneth. I’m so glad your movie Iron Man 3 is premiering right after your cookbook debuted. Now what’s that you’re wearing at the movie’s premiere? Or, should I say, what’s that you’re not wearing? I think some people call it underwear. More »

Gwyneth Paltrow Is World’s Most Beautiful Woman, Because Everybody Hates Beautiful People

That’s right, the honor goes to Gwyneth Paltrow, aka Jay-Z’s best friend, aka bagels’ worst enemy, aka the leading consumer of duck eggs, aka Star magazine’s Most Hated Celebrity. Because people really hate beautiful people. More »

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Here Are A Few Reasons Gwyneth Paltrow Should Not Be Our Most Hated Celebrity

Gwyneth Paltrow has been named our most-hated celebrity. Do we really hate Gwyneth Paltrow? I certainly don’t. I might not agree with all of her opinions, but for the most part Gwyneth fascinates and entertains me more than she annoys or offends me. So let’s examine a few important reasons we should stop hating Gwyneth and just be mystified and amused by her instead. More »

The MTV Movie Awards Premiered An Iron Man 3 Clip, But If You Blinked You Probably Missed It

I don’t know if you saw that Iron Man 3 clip the MTV Movie Awards just showed us. You might have been busy blinking during it, though. That’s how quick it was. One minute you were giggling about something Rebel Wilson did or having a moment with your awards night takeout, and the next minute the clip was already over. More »

Gwyneth Paltrow Gives Harper’s Bazaar Bizarre Interview, Misinterprets The Word ‘Balance’

Gwyneth Paltrow is continuing her misguided campaign to convince us she’s totally down-to-earth with a new interview in Harper’s ~~Bazaar~~ Bizarre in which she tries — and fails — to prove she understands what the word “balance” means. More »

Demi Lovato And Gwyneth Paltrow Took The Same Flight; Let’s Imagine That Conversation

You know that thing where you assume that celebrities are always doing the same things and running into each other in this other secret world of famousness and swag bags? Well that’s real because Demi Lovato and Gwyneth Paltrow ended up on the same plane as each other yesterday and there’s proof because they took a picture with each other! More »

The 5 Funniest And Most Ruthless Reviews Of Gwyneth Paltrow’s Ridiculous Cookbook

I can’t get enough of Gwyneth Paltrow lately. Between her GOOP newsletters and her cookbooks old and new, I could be entertained for weeks. Since Gwyneth has kept pretty quiet about the overall reaction to her book, and because she actually wrote the book and therefore must wholeheartedly believe everything she wrote and takes it seriously, I don’t exactly feel sorry for her at the moment. More »

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