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Drake Gives Up Rapping To Become Guy Fieri’s Apprentice… Or So This Photo Says

There’s just so much I want to say about this photo, I don’t even know where to start. More »

Guy Fieri Thinks The New York Times‘ Takedown Of His Restaurant Was ‘Ridiculous,’ ‘So Overboard’

The world’s tiniest violin is playing Smashmouth songs for you, Guy Fieri. More »

Guy Fieri’s Jewelry Line Is Predictably Atrocious

Guy Fieri, patron saint of being awful, now has a jewelry line! And it’s totally in line with his “Orange County in 2000, back when Smash Mouth was popular and everyone had frosted tips and wore surfer gear for no reason” aesthetic. By which I mean: it’s all decorated with that two-toned star half the girls I went to high school with have tattooed on their lower back. More »

Gallery: The 10 Douchiest Photos Of Guy Fieri

Perhaps the iconic douchey photo of Guy Fieri.

Smash Mouth is hard to play on air guitar.

Guy Fieri is the worst! I’ve always thought Food Network “chef” Guy Fieri was the worst, in an abstract man I wish that guy would shut his mouth and put on a regular-person shirt way, but now I know very concretely that he is the actual worst. I know that he is the worst because reports have surfaced that Guy Fieri hates gay people. Here is a thing he said, once: “You can’t send me to talk to gay people without warning! Those people weird me out.”

See? The worst. The bright side is that I finally have a reason to post all of these absurdly douchey photos of Guy I’ve been collecting on my computer. More »

Celebrity Lookalikes: The Guy From Smashmouth Is the Guy From ICP Is Guy Fieri

What do you get when you cross a violent rapper of a clown with an insufferable Food Network star? The guy who wrote “All Star,” apparently. Steve Harwell of Smashmouth was actually in a rap group before founding his pop band, so maybe he really is a secret member of the Insane Clown Posse. More »

Video: Guy Fieri and Professor Snape Brew a Mean Polyjuice Potion

It’s too bad that Diners, Drive-Ins, and Dementors can’t be a real thing, because this guy is killing it with his Guy Fieri impression. Really, it’s fitting that Guy and guest chef Severus Snape are whipping up some polyjuice potion, because these two imitations are both fantastic. You’ve got Guy rattling off his usual rhymes (“This is a funky, chunky, monkey, stunky, stinky brew”) and cooing over the “shredded boomslang skin” — and whoever plays Snape has Alan Rickman‘s sneering drawl down so perfectly that he should’ve stepped in for the Snape flashbacks in Deathly Hallows, Part 2. More »

An Open Letter to Everyone at Rock Concerts Who Is Doing Devil Horns Wrong

Dear everyone at that concert I attended last weekend,

I understand that it was a rock concert and that you were, in fact, trying to rock. However, there is a slight difference between “Woo, rock and ROLL!” and “I love you in sign language.” More »

Whose Italian Accent Is Worse, Guy Fieri’s or Giada De Laurentiis’?

Food Network Humor points out that Guy Fieri has a bit of trouble when it comes to pronouncing his own surname. Although we’ve heard him introduced as “Fierrri”, he’s been caught saying it “Fietti” — even though he was born Guy Ferry. And don’t get us started on Giada De Laurentiis‘ habit of giving every ingredient in her arsenal the full Italian treatment. Videos (and poll) inside! More »

Crushable Quotable: The Celebrity Inspiration Behind Melissa McCarthy’s ‘Bridesmaids’ Character Is…

We know from Wendi McLendon-Covey that she based a lot of her comedic timing in Bridesmaids on the idea that women are funny when they’re trying not to do something — but what about co-star Melissa McCarthy? On last night’s Conan, the actress revealed that a certain celebrity chef was the inspiration for her hilariously crude, sexually aggressive, puppy-stealing character Megan. More »

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‘Minute to Win It’ reality show to debut March 14 on NBC

Could you empty a box of tissues with one hand in under 60 seconds? Could you wrap a roll of toilet paper around your body in under a minute? NBC has a new game show Minute to Win It that … More »