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The world’s tiniest violin is playing Smashmouth songs for you, Guy Fieri. More
Guy Fieri, patron saint of being awful, now has a jewelry line! And it’s totally in line with his “Orange County in 2000, back when Smash Mouth was popular and everyone had frosted tips and wore surfer gear for no reason” aesthetic. By which I mean: it’s all decorated with that two-toned star half the girls I went to high school with have tattooed on their lower back. More
Guy Fieri is the worst! I’ve always thought Food Network “chef” Guy Fieri was the worst, in an abstract man I wish that guy would shut his mouth and put on a regular-person shirt way, but now I know very concretely that he is the actual worst. I know that he is the worst because reports have surfaced that Guy Fieri hates gay people. Here is a thing he said, once: “You can’t send me to talk to gay people without warning! Those people weird me out.”
See? The worst. The bright side is that I finally have a reason to post all of these absurdly douchey photos of Guy I’ve been collecting on my computer. More
What do you get when you cross a violent rapper of a clown with an insufferable Food Network star? The guy who wrote “All Star,” apparently. Steve Harwell of Smashmouth was actually in a rap group before founding his pop band, so maybe he really is a secret member of the Insane Clown Posse. More
It’s too bad that Diners, Drive-Ins, and Dementors can’t be a real thing, because this guy is killing it with his Guy Fieri impression. Really, it’s fitting that Guy and guest chef Severus Snape are whipping up some polyjuice potion, because these two imitations are both fantastic. You’ve got Guy rattling off his usual rhymes (“This is a funky, chunky, monkey, stunky, stinky brew”) and cooing over the “shredded boomslang skin” — and whoever plays Snape has Alan Rickman‘s sneering drawl down so perfectly that he should’ve stepped in for the Snape flashbacks in Deathly Hallows, Part 2. More
Dear everyone at that concert I attended last weekend,
I understand that it was a rock concert and that you were, in fact, trying to rock. However, there is a slight difference between “Woo, rock and ROLL!” and “I love you in sign language.” More
Food Network Humor points out that Guy Fieri has a bit of trouble when it comes to pronouncing his own surname. Although we’ve heard him introduced as “Fierrri”, he’s been caught saying it “Fietti” — even though he was born Guy Ferry. And don’t get us started on Giada De Laurentiis‘ habit of giving every ingredient in her arsenal the full Italian treatment. Videos (and poll) inside! More
We know from Wendi McLendon-Covey that she based a lot of her comedic timing in Bridesmaids on the idea that women are funny when they’re trying not to do something — but what about co-star Melissa McCarthy? On last night’s Conan, the actress revealed that a certain celebrity chef was the inspiration for her hilariously crude, sexually aggressive, puppy-stealing character Megan. More
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