7 Reasons I’m Pretty Sure Zack Morris Is A Sociopath
Rihanna Hits A Fan At Her Show, Giving Us Yet Another Reason To Skip Her Concerts
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Behold The First Trailer For The Spectacular Now, The Movie Everyone’s Talking About
Kelly Clarkson Goes Country For Her New Single And I Kinda Dig It!
If you, like us, fear you’ve been building up a tolerance to the upsetting things featured on TLC’s My Strange Addiction, never fear: TLC knows that, and is upping the ante for each episode so that you can still get your fix. More
Do not click here if you do not want to see our most honest celebrity baby birding a cannoli into various men’s mouths. More
Move over, Honey Boo Boo! There’s a new charmer in town, and her name is Coffee Enema Lady. More
Those following Kris Jenner‘s twitter closely (WHY?) might have noticed some uncharacteristically gross tweets coming from her last night, and I don’t mean “gross” in the attention-whoring way that she is usually gross. I mean gross like poop. More
Or rather, one very special monkey’s butt. Please, please, let this be a hoax. More
WARNING: DO NOT CLICK THIS POST IF YOU ARE EATING LUNCH. More
Creative Meats? Interesting name, but we’ve always kinda preferred our beef to be left-brained. Makes it much easier to eliminate the possibility we’ve just squirted mustard on the Mozart of cows or the bovine Virginia Woolf. (Virginia Moof is her name. Or is it Virginia Cowf?) More
The Worst Idea For a Convention Ever? – Buy your tickets now for the North American Bedbug Summit. Or just register for your local NAMBLA affiliation and become less of a leper in your community. (via Official NABedbug Summit)
Sigma, Beta, Ugh – There isn’t much to do in Ohio besides cow-tipping and hanging out in Cleveland, which we guess is why the sisters at University of Ohio’s Pi Beta Phi Fraternity for Women went to Miami to cut loose, they really cut loose. Like, smeared poop and vomit all over their hotel rooms. Who do they think they are, a frat house? (via Jezebel)
