It’s the height of award season, so no matter how realistic and logical in most of your life, you’ve probably caught yourself wondering lately what you’d say in your acceptance speech if you ever found yourself onstage. So here’s our step-by-step guide to writing one, just so you don’t end up looking like a vaguely drunken deer in the headlights. More
Topic: golden globes
Hey America, I was just looking at the list of some of the people we gave Golden Globes to, and THIS IS WHY WE CAN’T HAVE NICE THINGS. Here’s to hoping you get your act together before the Oscars. More
all the leading tabloid psychotherapists did agree in their annual “Stars We’re Diagnosing, But Have Never Treated” summit that the award show that you prefer says a lot about. More than a lot actually, it says everything. More
After Jim Carrey brilliantly insulted Shia LaBeouf at the Golden Globes last night, I figured it was only a matter of time before Shia sniffed out the affront and sent back something incomprehensible. More
I absolutely adore living vicariously through other peoples’ mistakes, so there’s nothing I loved more than the hot mess that was the Golden Globes last night. More
Taylor Swift may not have won any awards at the Golden Globes last night, but goddamnit if she didn’t pull out all the stops with her costume change into the world’s sexiest doily. Which as it turns out (somewhat unsurprisingly), is actually not that sexy after all. More
Please join us on this magical journey through staged candid shots, awkward selfies, and unlikely group photos. We’ve also provided some very honest captions to express what’s really happening in these photos. I don’t know if you know this, but we at Crushable are celebrity mind readers. More
While I gave the dress a solid meh and moved on, the Internet latched onto it and turned it into a thing. A thing that’s now known as “lawrencing.” And since the Internet loves things, this trend’s definitely here to stay. For at least the next three hours. More
As much as we loved last night night’s Golden Globes, the Woody Allen tribute definitely put a damper on things. And not just because Diane Keaton’s acceptance speech rambled on for several hundred thousand minutes. More
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There’s so much happening at the 2014 Golden Globes that you might’ve missed Tina Fey’s jab at Taylor Swift. But luckily for you, we’re experts at insults and we know one when we hear one. More
Emma Thompson, you glorious, glimmering jewel. I love you for drunkenly barreling onstage with your martini in one hand and your Louboutins in the other. More
Even though we knew that Tina Fey and Amy Poehler’s 2014 Golden Globes opening would be amazing, we had no ideas that it would be this good. More
We’ll never know if this move was premeditated or decided spontaneously. But we do know that it will go down in history as the moment that Giuliana Rancic’s heart shattered into a million piece. More
We’re now mere hours away from the 2014 Golden Globes. And by mere I do mean approximately 70 or so. But put your calculators away because there’s no time for you to do that kind of math. Not when you have to start preparing your body for this (deadly) drinking game. More