Topic: Game of Thrones

Game Of Thrones: Say Goodbye To Daenerys’ Breasticles

I’m just positive that you missed Game Of Thrones last night because you were busy watching the Billboard Music Awards, so let me go ahead and catch you up. More »

Sorry Game Of Thrones Fans, You Probably Won’t Be Seeing Khaleesi’s Boobies Anymore

“There just isn’t enough nudity in Game of Thrones.” – no one/dedicated perverts. Believe me, if ever I needed a fill of medieval-fantasy sexy time, Game of Thrones would undoubtedly do the trick. More »

Emilia Clarke Is Dating James Franco, So Maybe She’s Only Into Oscar Hosts

In case you thought you had a handle on Emilia Clarke‘s dating type from her short-lived but extremely puzzling relationship with Seth MacFarlane, you can go ahead and think again, because she’s not finished exploding your brain yet. More »

Game Of Thrones: The Maiden And The Bear (And The Butts)

Welcome to this week’s installment of Game Of Thrones, with 100% more nudity than your average episode. I mean even for this show, I was impressed. Full frontal and full backal and full jackal (not a thing) and everything. Let’s just dive right in, shall we? More »

Daenerys Targaryen And Beyonce Were Obviously Separated At Birth

I’ve been thinking for weeks that HBO should look into any number of Beyonce tracks as Daenerys’ theme song, and suddenly, just like that moment in The Parent Trap, it all became clear. Queen B and Dany were obviously separated at birth. More »

The Trailer For The New TNT Series Legends Promises Sean Bean And DRAMA

Do you know drama? Like, are you good friends? Do you watch its kids for it on date night? Were you in its wedding? Well, TNT knows drama. Probably better than you do. It’s in their very slogan. So as a leading expert on drama, they’re logically going to give us a lot of dramatic shows. And this latest one looks extra-dramatic, in the best way. More »

Game Of Thrones: The One With All The Gay Euphemisms

Welcome to this week’s episode of Game Of Thrones, in which we think of new and inventive ways of implying that Loras Tyrell is gay without ever saying it outright! Thanks for joining us! I hope you enjoy your time here. More »

Game Of Thrones: In Which Jon Snow Loses His V-Card

Hi hello welcome! Last night was Sunday night, so depending on which of the eight thousand hours of television you elected to dedicate your time to, you may have missed Game Of Thrones, no? Well you’re in luck, because I didn’t. Miss it, that is. I kept a careful eye on every slicing sword and curving buttock, and there were a lot of both last night, let me tell you. More »

Game Of Thrones: In Which Daenerys Targaryen Is A Total Boss

I’m gonna be honest — last night’s episode of Game Of Thrones gave me a total lady-boner for Emilia Clarke as Daenerys Targaryen. More »

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Game Of Thrones: Walk Of Punishment (Aka The Episode Of Bad-Asses)

Okay all you Game Of Thrones fans, we’re three episodes in, and things are starting to actually happen. You know, at like…a regular, plot-based pace instead of just running all over Westeros trying to catch up with each character individually. More »

Emilia Clarke, This Make-Up Free Picture Is Simply Not Fair

I feel like you celebrities don’t understand the point of make-up free photos, lately: they’re supposed to exist solely to make me feel good. Did you hear that, Emilia Clarke?? If you’re posting a picture of yourself with no make-up on, you better look exactly like I look when I wake up on a Monday morning after a late night the day after a breakup and the day before my period? Capice? More »

Game Of Thrones: Dark Wings, Dark Words (Aka The Episode Of Walking)

Much like last week’s episode of Game Of Thrones, a lot of last night’s episode was dedicated to catching up with what characters have been up to between the end of season two and the beginning of season three. And since there are a lot of characters, there were a lot of cutaways, and a lot a lot a lot of people walking around Westeros. More »

Game Of Thrones: Valar Dohaeris (Aka The Episode Of ‘Meanwhile’)

Game Of Thrones season three premiered last night, so get ready for a lot of ‘meanwhiles’, because we have a ton of characters to catch up with More »

Here’s All The Sex You Can Expect From The 3rd Season Of Game of Thrones

Hereâ��s All The Sex You Can Expect From The 3rd Season Of Game of Thrones

Game Of Thrones is returning on Sunday for its third season, and in case you haven’t noticed, that show gets people naked and touching parts prettttty pretty pretty often. Like every episode. Like if I get through a whole one without seeing some sort of bits, I feel kinda cheated. Also this is full of spoilers, so don’t read it if you haven’t read the books. More »

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