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For your viewing (dis)pleasure: Joe Gorga’s grossest sex quotes accompanied by pictures, because we can. More
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For your viewing (dis)pleasure: Joe Gorga’s grossest sex quotes accompanied by pictures, because we can. More
Things that are interesting: Married acting couple extraordinaire Catherine Zeta Jones and Michael Douglas have the EXACT SAME BIRTHDAY. And it is today. Happy birthday! Just for kicks, we’ve put together a comparison of their careers—what each of them was doing at any given time. You’ll notice that the timeline starts in 1991; this is because that’s when Catherine started to hit it big, and given the rather wide age difference between the two of them… well, you can see where that’s going. Anyway, read on to witness their careers running parallel to each other! More
Gentle Readers, allow me introduce you all to the brilliance that is Peanutweeter. What is Peanutweeter, you ask? Peanutweeter is a tumblr that pairs random Twitter posts with not-so-random Peanuts cartoons. The results are AMAZING. Some of them are by celebrities; some of them are about celebrities; and some of them are just plain funny; but in event, here are our 15 pop-culture related comics. More can be found over at Peanutweeter.com. Happy tweeting! More
Isn’t the age of technology great? Texting! Internet! Captioned pictures of cats doing funny things! Yeah, technology is great… until it tries to kill you. Watch out for these 13 supercomputers. They’ll get you if you’re not careful. More
No, not THAT type of peep show! I’m talking about Peep Show V, the fifth annual Washington Post Peeps Diorama Contest. In an astonishing display of creativity, this contest features the most intricate dioramas imaginable, made– you guessed it– with Marshmallow Peeps. The winner, chosen last week from a batch of 35 finalists, featured a depiction of the dramatic rescue of 33 mine workers in Copiapo, Chile, last October, but we here at Crushable HQ can only imagine how difficult it must have been to pick one winner. To our great pop-culture-loving joy, there were a terrific selection of pop-culture themed dioramas in the final 35; so just in time for Easter, here are our 15 favorites! More
The line between “brilliant novelist hermit” and “cat lady/gentleman” really isn’t hard to cross, if you think about it. The awesome blog Writers and Kitties posts pics of famous writers like Stephen King and Joyce Carol Oates posing with their feline friends. More
It hardly seems possible, but Brenda Walsh herself, Shannen Doherty, is 40 years old today. More
Have you ever wanted to sit down and give your favorite fictional characters a piece of your mind? I know I have. And the geniuses behind Letters to Fictional People have done just that, offering short, pithy words of advice and wisdom to everyone from Voldemort to Bella Swan to Bambi’s mom. We thought of a few more, so we offer them here for your reading pleasure. Got any to add? Tell us about them in the comments! More
Let’s face it: Smartphones are terrifying. I mean, they do all of these things for us, they ask for nothing in return, and yet we blithely hand over our lives to them fully knowing that one day they could possibly become self-aware like Skynet and take over the world? What is WRONG with us? Oh, wait, I know: Smartphones also give us the illusion that we are more powerful than we actually are. This must be why there are so many apps out that there let us experience the power usually only available to gods. Feel like trying it yourself? Here are the best apps to play god with, both in real life and in games, on the market: More
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So you think you know your Real Housewives pretty well, huh? I bet you do. Take a look through the gallery and see if you can figure out which baby turned into which housewife. Answers are on the next page. More
Crazy Days and Nights just reported that the ex-husband of Real Housewives of Miami star, Alexia Echevarria, is a registered sex offender, as well as a convicted drug dealer and smuggler. In addition to being Alexia’s ex-husband, he is also the father of her two sons, who have appeared on the show. More
Real Housewives of Orange County season 6 (!) premiered last night. After hearing so much about the upcoming season, I was getting excited. After watching the first episode, however, I felt like something or someone was missing. Maybe I just missed seeing a brunette in the mix. More
Whether you stay up late watching infomercials or find yourself googling botched plastic surgeries, you’ve probably heard of non-surgical face improvement tools. I’m not talking about dermal fillers for instant nose jobs or any of that fancy stuff. I’m talking about something you can buy and do yourself. After all, who knows how to give a better face-lift, eye-lift, or nose job than you? People have been messing around with their own faces for years. Reportedly, Joan Crawford used to sleep with a face full of tape and wash her mug in ice cold water. Now, you can try out your favorite face enhancement ideas on yourself! Take a look at our pics of the strangest non-plastic surgery tools we’ve ever seen. More
Two weeks ago, we asked if the new Spider-Man outfit looked a little…off. Like something Zed from Pulp Fiction would keep in his basement, next to a chained up gimp, perhaps? Well it turns out those skintight photos of Andrew Garfield were just the beginning.
Unless these photos are not actually taken from the set of the new movie, but instead from a sex dungeon in midtown operated by the Smacka-Smacka Spidey guy, it looks like this Spider-Man reboot will involve a lot of crime-fighting and face-smothering. With Spider-Man’s crotch. Oh my god, what are we looking at here? More