Topic: Frank Ocean

Your Favorite New Tumblr Will Probably Be ‘Who Is Frank Ocean?’

If you’re at all into pop culture, music or reading things on the Internet, then you probably heard about Frank Ocean before the 2013 Grammys. Sadly, you’re probably also in the minority right now. More »

Chris Brown Continues His Horrible Human Being Streak By Not Giving Frank Ocean A Standing Ovation

Holy Shit Chris Brown! It’s like he wakes up every single day with the goal of making everyone hate him even more than they thought possible. More »

Who Is Frank Ocean And Where Did He Come From?

Frank Ocean’s definitely had the best year ever and he’s just getting started. So where exactly did Frank Ocean come from? He’s up for several Grammy Awards this year so we’ve put together this timeline to help you become the Frank Ocean know-it-all among all your friends. More »

I’m Truly Starting To Believe That Chris Brown Has Comprehension Problems

Of course Chris Brown did not use this moment to make any kind of mature public statement. Nope, he took to his private Instagram account and went on some kind of tirade about how he’s sick of being persecuted. I’m truly baffled as to how he’s once again twisted the situation around to make himself the victim. More »

Frank Ocean Is Not Pressing Charges Against Chris Brown, But It’s Okay Because He’s In Trouble For Other Stuff

When I first read that the “reformed” Chris Brown had shown his true colors once again by attacking Frank Ocean over a parking space, I was both sad and happy: sad that Frank Ocean got hurt, but happy that he might actually be held responsible for his actions. More »

Chris Brown Is Still A Terrible Person, Also A Terrible Painter

Frank Ocean intends to press charges against Chris Brown for assault, which may cause Chris to do jail time, as he’s still on probation for the 2009 felony assault of Rihanna. But don’t worry, Chris still has his shitty art and Jesus-complex to fall back on. More »

Chris Brown Forgets About His Redemption, Attacks Frank Ocean In A Fight

Well isn’t this a charming story to wake up to on Monday morning. Chris Brown allegedly got into a fight with Frank Ocean this past weekend that resulted in him attacking Frank Ocean in a Westlake Studio. Why? Because he’s Chris Brown and he’s learned to respond to hostile situations in his life with his fists. More »

Frank Ocean Pulled Over In His Car, Totes For Doing Something Gay

You’re expecting me to believe that Frank Ocean was just driving along and got pulled over for a routine traffic stop with nothing gay about it? Yeah right. More »

In Case The World Doesn’t End In 2012, Here Are Your 2013 Grammy Award Nominees

After zero days of suspense, we’ve finally gotten ahold of the 2013 Grammy Award nominee list. Even though the awards won’t be given out until February 10th, 2013, you can now sleep more soundly at night knowing that Carly Rae Jepsen got nominated for Most Likely Not To Be Remembered By the 2014 Grammys. Also for “Call Me Maybe.” More »

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10 Dark Horse Candidates For People’s ‘Sexiest Man Alive’

So it’s pretty much guaranteed at this point that Channing Tatum is going to be People‘s “Sexiest Man Alive,” because he starred in a movie about male strippers and has muscles. Personally, I think he looks like a big, bumpy, beady eyed jock who I would not like to have sex with,* but People is entitled to its opinion. That said, I reserve the right to talk about who People could have chosen, had they any taste or imagination. Here are ten dark horse candidates I wouldn’t mind seeing on that cover.

*I’m sure he’s a really nice person and I feel bad for judging his looks but you took it there, People. More »

Azealia Banks’ Sexuality Is A Big Deal Because It’s No Big Deal

While I’m reluctant to treat sexuality as the go-to topic of conversation with regards to any conventionally attractive female artist, I think Azealia Banks‘ negotiation of it is interesting, precisely because it’s not the go-to topic of conversation surrounding her. More »

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