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In a bizarre but also fairly baller move, French Socialist presidential candidate François Hollande is using Jay-Z and Kanye West‘s epic ode to ascendance “Niggas In Paris” in his latest campaign ad. Is this a good idea? More
Jake Gyllenhaal plays a ruthless hipster murderer in the just-released video for “Time To Dance,” a devilishly addictive song from French indie pop band The Shoes. He’s a hipster murderer in the sense that he himself is a hipster, as well as the sense that the people he murders are hipsters. It’s hipster on hipster crime, y’all. More
This does nothing to dispel the stereotype of French celebrities as rude, chain smoking misanthropes who will pee on carpets that don’t belong to them just because they can. More
We don’t know what to make of this French ginger ale commercial starring Uma Thurman except to say that a bottle of Schweppes is a far cry from a six-dollar milkshake. Who’s with me? More
Good morning! We think you should start you week off with this video of sexy animals who think Orangina is a toiletry. When we say sexy animals we mean deer with nice asses hair and horses in bras. The panda bear is completely naked! And she seems to be doing something most unsavory with that bottle of pop.
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Protests in France screw up Lady Gaga’s tour – The biggest casualty of the worker protests currently going on in France? They’re depriving a whole nation of its Lady Gaga! The rally against the government’s decision to raise the retirement means that the country won’t get to hear “Paparazzi” until December. (Pop Eater)
France officially bans burqa – France’s controversial move to ban burqas and veils that fully cover the face has officially been passed into law. It’s estimated several hundred Muslim women living in France will be affected by the law, which will offer them a “re-education” program if they continue to wear the garments. (via Illume)
It’s 3:30 on a Wednesday, and we feel like we’re in the middle of one of those 5-hour Energy commercials. But we don’t want to drink any Red Bull extract or go for a run: We want to wake up … More
Dammit, just because we had Improv Everywhere on our side, we got cocky about America’s place as the 1st world super power at blitzkrieg-ing innocent bystanders who are just trying to get to work without being held up by a production from Glee. But in our smugness, we forgot about the French. They created miming, for god’s sake, which is the original form of annoying people with your kooky “street art.” More
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Kate Hudson has been spotted vacationing with friends in the south of France. It’s France, so do as the French do! Smoke cigarettes! Scratch your nose! Tighten your swimsuit straps! (Photos via WENN)
Angelina Jolie took a break from filming The Tourist in France to show the world once and for all that she and Brad Pitt are not breaking up. Brad & Angie — The Face Sucking Continues [TMZ]
The other day, Brad Pitt was spotted flying into Los Angeles from Nice, France after a short visit across the ocean. Once Brad was stateside he had to be escorted by police and security to his car just to avoid … More
Over the weekend, Angelina Jolie took Zahara and Shiloh to a supermarket for a bit of shopping. Both the girls are getting so ridiculously big, I can’t believe how fast they’re growing up! In their trademark form, everyone stuck to … More
I guess that Maddox Jolie-Pitt missed his mom while he was in New York City because Angelina Jolie took Madd shopping today in Brignoles, France. Maddox must have been well-behaved in the store because Angie bought him a toy dart … More
