You know that thing where you’re a celebrity in a famous family, and there are rumors you have a secret son, but you don’t want people to think you have a secret son, so you tweet about planning to see your son on a national holiday, but then deny it later and scold everyone for taking it seriously? Rob Kardashian knows all about that, because it’s exactly what he did last night. More
Topic: Fourth of July
You guys, I love America. I’m not saying I’m a true patriot, but I use the hashtag #murica whenever it applies and even more when it doesn’t because FREEDOM. (#murica.) Anyway, if you’re anything like me, you’re probably trying to come up with the best way to celebrate the birthday of our dear country’s independence, and as we all know, every good celebration needs a mascot. More
Star-spangle the day by playing this amazing Maya Rudolph video on repeat. It’s from her Saturday Night Live days and it captures the true essence of America. More
From attire to behavior to tweeting to possible radical surgery, we present to you a step-by-step guide to celebrating like a celeb this Independence Day. More
O say can you see, by the dawn’s early light / What so proudly we hailed at the twilight’s last gleaming… What’s so difficult about that? Just in time for Independence Day, Parade Magazine is suggesting that we switch out “The Star-Spangled Banner” with “America the Beautiful” for our country’s anthem, because of all the idiots who keep messing it up.
Maybe it’s the “intricate” lyrics about a naval battle; maybe it’s the pressure linked to the honor of belting out the anthem at baseball, hockey, and football games; or maybe you can actually cross-reference “getting chosen to sing” with “lacking brain cells.” Regardless, if you’re horrified at possibly losing Francis Scott Key‘s lyrics, you can thank these guys. More
Happy Fourth of July! We’re totally wasted already! Just kidding. We’re sitting around being all hot and waiting for the sun to go down so we can see some damn fireworks. So here’s the next best thing: celebs lighting up the sky with their sparkly dresses and things. More
If there’s something more patriotic than an American Flag draped on an internet meme, I don’t know what it is. Happy Fourth of July, Americ-NYAN Cat! More
The Country Got A Year Older, But Matthew McConaughey Stays the Same- God bless our Southern Comfort for celebrating this Independence Day by not changing a goddamn thing. Does the man even own a shirt? (via PopSugar)
As women, we just don’t get it — Sticking fireworks up your butt: never a good idea. (via The Awl)
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Justin Bieber may be Canadian, but that won’t stop him from helping us celebrate our biggest national holiday. On Sunday, Justin will be headlining NBC’s Macy’s 4th of July fireworks spectacular special live from New York, which is one of … More
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