Topic: Fourth of July

Rob Kardashian Confesses On Twitter To Having A Son, But LOL He’s Just Kidding

Rob Kardashian Confesses On Twitter To Having A Son, But LOL He's Just Kidding

You know that thing where you’re a celebrity in a famous family, and there are rumors you have a secret son, but you don’t want people to think you have a secret son, so you tweet about planning to see your son on a national holiday, but then deny it later and scold everyone for taking it seriously? Rob Kardashian knows all about that, because it’s exactly what he did last night. More »

10 Reasons Captain America Should Be Your Fourth of July Mascot

10 Reasons Captain America Should Be Your Fourth of July Mascot

You guys, I love America. I’m not saying I’m a true patriot, but I use the hashtag #murica whenever it applies and even more when it doesn’t because FREEDOM. (#murica.) Anyway, if you’re anything like me, you’re probably trying to come up with the best way to celebrate the birthday of our dear country’s independence, and as we all know, every good celebration needs a mascot. More »

Video Gallery: Celebs Who Have Botched the Anthem

Video Gallery: Celebs Who Have Botched the Anthem

O say can you see, by the dawn’s early light / What so proudly we hailed at the twilight’s last gleaming… What’s so difficult about that? Just in time for Independence Day, Parade Magazine is suggesting that we switch out “The Star-Spangled Banner” with “America the Beautiful” for our country’s anthem, because of all the idiots who keep messing it up.

Maybe it’s the “intricate” lyrics about a naval battle; maybe it’s the pressure linked to the honor of belting out the anthem at baseball, hockey, and football games; or maybe you can actually cross-reference “getting chosen to sing” with “lacking brain cells.” Regardless, if you’re horrified at possibly losing Francis Scott Key‘s lyrics, you can thank these guys. More »