Hello Crushable! Today we’re proud to launch a new feature called Drawing Between The Lines. Because some great celebrity stories don’t come with pictures, we’re filling in the blanks for you. Today, artist Jessica Wassil has created a pretty amazing illustration of Jason Woliner‘s now infamous Four Loko party. (Check out the full panoramic image after the jump.) More
Topic: Four Loko
Oh celebrity children, when will you learn that your hijinks will be dutifully recorded the moment you put your crazy nights up on Facebook? The latest problem child would be Bobbi Kirstina, the 17-year-old daughter of Whitney Houston and Bobby Brown, who is apparently as fond of both Four Loko as she is of other women. More
And here we thoughts whippits went out of style after high school graduation. But there’s a product that’s got parents worried about dessert toppings again: alcoholic whipped cream.
Companies like Cream and White Lightning are selling canisters filled with 30 proof cream. Which naturally has parents and concerned citizens worried about alcohol poisoning. And us worried about one thing: Where do we get some?
Come on. It’s called White Lightning? These people are just pandering to the Four Loko/Bros Icing Bros crowd. And it will probably work. More
You know what’s an awesome feeling? That you’re important enough for the Taiwanese CGI group, Next Media Animation, to reach out to personally and inform about their latest video. Which, in our opinion, is the best one yet, because it’s about Four Loko, features a bear raping scene, and ends with “Guest Starring Hubert Mao as Drunken College.” Drunken college what? More
Despite the protests of some hopped-up commenters, we were not sad to see Four Loko go to the great energy drink pool in the sky. That stuff was dangerous! Still, in its brief existence it caused a lot of commotion, … More
Four Loko, your days are numbered: Here in New York City, the demonically energetic malt liquor beverage has just one month left to peer menacingly from bodega shelves before it’s evicted forever. And I can’t say I’m upset by this news, because I was wronged by the drink. Betrayed by one of those camo-colored tallboys. That’s right, Four Loko, with all its promise of fun-filled and enlightened party going, screwed me over me in a truly horrific manner that I will recount as a warning to you all.
Cut to: Me at 2 a.m., on a street corner of Manhattan’s Lower East Side, hunched over a trash can and vomiting a four-hour-old plate of barbacoa tacos (with everything) into a trash can. Sure, a few beers entered my system that night, and there was a red plastic cup filled to the brim with WIld Turkey, but I blame the Four Loko. Because I am a fully grown and reasonably responsible human who has been around the block once or twice inebriating-substance-wise — and that shit messed me up in unprecedented ways. More
Four Loko is the color of glow sticks. You likely didn’t know this, since you’ve been drinking the magical elixir from a can. Or, more likely, you haven’t manned up and downed a serving of the stuff.
The mainstream media coverage of Four Loko has generated a lot of hype, as well as the ceaseless circulation of meaningless terms like “blackout in a can” and “liquid cocaine.” I’d take a guess and say that most of the anchors reporting on the drink haven’t themselves experienced the can-induced blackout. So for the sake of journalism, I’ve taken the plunge. More
Hey parents, have you heard that your kids are drinking caffeinated alcoholic malt beverages again? This time its coming in the form of Four Loko, and sweeping campuses across the nation after being created by three Oho college students. It’s either delicious or disgusting, depending on which over-stimulated teen you ask, but it’s also very dangerous. Or at least, so says the attorney state general of Washington, after nine students were hospitalized after drinking the beverage. Though technically, it is not a date-rape drug, so that’s good. More