Topic: food

Drake Gives Up Rapping To Become Guy Fieri’s Apprentice… Or So This Photo Says

There’s just so much I want to say about this photo, I don’t even know where to start. More »

Justin Timberlake Makes Alcoholism Fun In The New Rom-Com The Last Drop

Can we trust Justin Timberlake to bring the dark humor in this tale of an alcoholic food critic trying to stay on the wagon for his dream girl? More »

Art Smith Is The Man On Top Chef Masters, And Not Just Because I Ate Bacon Doughnuts At His Restaurant

While other first episode highlights included Curtis Stone’s very dapper gray suit, Curtis Stone’s hair, Curtis Stone’s eyes, Curtis Stone’s voice, Curtis Stone’s smile, Lorena Garcia being adorable, and Takashi saying “Oh my gosh. I don’t eat the bolognas,” it was obvious that Art Smith is going to be the fan favorite this season. And based on my crispy pork belly and Art’s fedoras, I am more than okay with that. More »

The Daily WTF: Man Stages Real Life Simpsons Episode, Protests Getting Cut Off At All-U-Can-Eat Seafood Restaurant

“Art may imitate life, but life imitates TV.”
–Ani DiFranco More »

The Daily WTF: This Revolting Mummy Is Made Entirely Of Ground Up McDonalds Food

WARNING: DO NOT CLICK THIS POST IF YOU ARE EATING LUNCH. More »

Video: Paula Deen Discusses Her Type 2 Diabetes On The Today Show

Famed butter lover Paula Deen gave her first interview on the subject of her Type 2 Diabetes diagnosis to Al Roker on The Today Show this morning, and much like a deep-fried donut wrapped in bacon, something about it did not sit right with me. More »

Video: Norwegian Chris Crocker Demands We Empathize With His Country’s Butter Shortage

As you may know, Norway is currently experiencing a tragic butter shortage that’s left many citizens wondering how they’re going to bake Christmas cookies this year. Because the jokes write themselves, many people have been making light of this issue, but a self-described “singer, celebritys [sic.], and famous bloggers [sic.]” named Tommy has taken to Youtube to tell you to cut it out. More »

Daily WTF: Meat Justin Bieber

Isn’t he just good enough to eat? More »

The Daily WTF: Is This What Kissing Is?

I know that French kissing involves two human mouths and tongues, but I’ve always been confused about what Italian kissing is. I guess it’s putting pizza inside your mouth and closing your eyes? Are you supposed to chew the pizza, though? Because I was under the impression that was called eating. More »

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The Daily WTF: Care For A Maggot Melt?

You know that part in The Lost Boys where Kiefer Sutherland takes Jason Patric down to his Jim Morissoned-out vampire cave?* And then he’s all, “Here, eat this Chinese food.” So Jason goes to eat the Chinese food, but the noddles have turned to worms and the rice looks like crawling maggots. The Maggot Melt sandwich served at the Arizona State Fair is just like that, but on purpose. More »

The Daily WTF: PBR Salami, Y’all

There are two kinds of salami in this world. There’s mainstream salami and there’s underground salami. Which kind of salami do you have? Probably mainstream salami, huh? I bet you don’t have cool, underground PBR salami. Poseur. More »

Video Gallery: Kate Gosselin’s Best WTF Moments from TLC’s (Jon and) Kate Plus 8

Tonight we finally say goodbye to the Gosselins, as Kate Plus 8 (formerly known as Jon and Kate Plus 8) has its series finale. Although Jon Gosselin proved himself to be a douchebag by cheating, we’ll never see Kate Gosselin as a victim thanks to the hours of shrill, neurotic footage that TLC has collected of her. Whether she’s going all evil clean-freak mother on her poor kids or slapping Jon during confessionals, Kate certainly made her mark on reality TV. More »

PeTA Completes Its Transition From Animal Rights Organization To Pornographer

Is anyone surprised? More »

Kim Kardashian’s Wedding Cake Looked Suspiciously Like A Butt Plug

Flared base, check. Chocolate flavor, check. Six feet tall, check. Kim Kardashian spent $20,000 on a butt plug cake. More »

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