There’s just so much I want to say about this photo, I don’t even know where to start. More
Can we trust Justin Timberlake to bring the dark humor in this tale of an alcoholic food critic trying to stay on the wagon for his dream girl? More
While other first episode highlights included Curtis Stone’s very dapper gray suit, Curtis Stone’s hair, Curtis Stone’s eyes, Curtis Stone’s voice, Curtis Stone’s smile, Lorena Garcia being adorable, and Takashi saying “Oh my gosh. I don’t eat the bolognas,” it was obvious that Art Smith is going to be the fan favorite this season. And based on my crispy pork belly and Art’s fedoras, I am more than okay with that. More
“Art may imitate life, but life imitates TV.”
–Ani DiFranco More
WARNING: DO NOT CLICK THIS POST IF YOU ARE EATING LUNCH. More
Famed butter lover Paula Deen gave her first interview on the subject of her Type 2 Diabetes diagnosis to Al Roker on The Today Show this morning, and much like a deep-fried donut wrapped in bacon, something about it did not sit right with me. More
As you may know, Norway is currently experiencing a tragic butter shortage that’s left many citizens wondering how they’re going to bake Christmas cookies this year. Because the jokes write themselves, many people have been making light of this issue, but a self-described “singer, celebritys [sic.], and famous bloggers [sic.]” named Tommy has taken to Youtube to tell you to cut it out. More
Isn’t he just good enough to eat? More
I know that French kissing involves two human mouths and tongues, but I’ve always been confused about what Italian kissing is. I guess it’s putting pizza inside your mouth and closing your eyes? Are you supposed to chew the pizza, though? Because I was under the impression that was called eating. More
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You know that part in The Lost Boys where Kiefer Sutherland takes Jason Patric down to his Jim Morissoned-out vampire cave?* And then he’s all, “Here, eat this Chinese food.” So Jason goes to eat the Chinese food, but the noddles have turned to worms and the rice looks like crawling maggots. The Maggot Melt sandwich served at the Arizona State Fair is just like that, but on purpose. More
There are two kinds of salami in this world. There’s mainstream salami and there’s underground salami. Which kind of salami do you have? Probably mainstream salami, huh? I bet you don’t have cool, underground PBR salami. Poseur. More
Tonight we finally say goodbye to the Gosselins, as Kate Plus 8 (formerly known as Jon and Kate Plus 8) has its series finale. Although Jon Gosselin proved himself to be a douchebag by cheating, we’ll never see Kate Gosselin as a victim thanks to the hours of shrill, neurotic footage that TLC has collected of her. Whether she’s going all evil clean-freak mother on her poor kids or slapping Jon during confessionals, Kate certainly made her mark on reality TV. More
Is anyone surprised? More
Flared base, check. Chocolate flavor, check. Six feet tall, check. Kim Kardashian spent $20,000 on a butt plug cake. More