Pray for me when this comes out next summer. More
Topic: Finding Nemo
Even if you weren’t a child when Finding Nemo came out, and even if you never even saw Finding Nemo, immediately after watching this video you will have to start planning a funeral for your innocence. Bury it next to your faith in humanity. More
Did you know that I have to repeat this classic Finding Nemo mantra to myself every single morning when I get to work. “I am a nice blogger, not a mindless typing machine. If I am to change this image, I must first change myself. Celebrities are friends, not food.” That’s why this sequel news gets me so pumped! More
Obviously this is a ploy to make lightning strike twice (or five times), but we’re the ones who win! More
Our new favorite Etsy user is some dude who calls himself Frankentoys. This, um, artist takes apart stuffed animals and sews them back together in bizarre combination with other plush creatures. It’s like somebody nuked a Toys ‘R Us!
In addition to the mutant flounder from Finding Nemo, our pal Frank also offers a two-headed Winnie the Pooh, a Mr. Potato Head dinosaur and Tigger with a teapot head. We’re not sure what on earth child would actually want to own one of these. Maybe some relative of David Lynch? Stop playing God, Frankentoys! More
Some people have a face only their mother could love. But celebrities are a different breed. They have familiar faces that are attractive and, sometimes, familiar. Sometimes they’re so familiar because they look like the cartoon characters we grew up with. We found the most obvious matches — Angelina Jolie and Maleficent from Sleeping Beauty, for example — and have paired them up here for you. More