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I just discovered the most amazing Youtube series and I can’t believe that it’s not blowing up with popularity. My new best friend Cara Papaya reads Fifty Shades of Grey aloud and pauses in between sentences to add in amazingly funny commentary. Oh and she does voices. VOICES! More
The only difference between myself and Emma Watson is that her job involves the possibility of having sex with Ryan Gosling. Other than that we’re like two peas in a pod, North Dakota and South Dakota, the less conjoined Abby and Brittany Hensel. I think you get the idea. More
Like every other God-fearing American who views Morgan Freeman as God, this is exactly what I don’t want to hear him talking about. Morgan Freeman should talk about penguins and democracy and the proper way to make a sandwich. But you can’t help but listen to the entire narration. More
Another day, another completely unsubstantiated Fifty Shades of Grey casting rumor to spread about the interweb. More
Ugh, Americans! We’ll never cast Fifty Shades of Grey if we keep changing our mind about who we want to play Christian Grey. I thought we finally narrowed it down to Ian Somerhalder or Matt Bomer. But now, you’re throwing Shia LeBeouf into the mix just because he has real live sex in the Lars Von Trier movie Nympomaniac?
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If you’ve ever wondered what it’s like to wake up in the morning with the goal of being an incredible douchebag, you should interview Bret Easton Ellis. Because in the past few weeks, he’s seemed really into alientating almost everyone with his incredibly homophobic statements toward Matt Bomer playing Christian Grey in Fifty Shades of Grey. More
In an incident that’s sure to make the Law & Order: SVU writers shiver in delight, a real life Fifty Shades of Grey couple ended their relationship yesterday with a knife fight. And no, before you go grab your dildo out of the drawer, it wasn’t a sexy knife fight. It’s the kind that made someone grab their phone and call the police. More
This chain of supermarkets has taken it upon themselves to not only sell Fifty-Shades Of Grey to its large women demographic, but to also conveniently place batteries right above the kiosk. It’s almost as romantic as Christian Grey seducing Anastasia Steele. More
Universal and Focus are reportedly considering four screenwriters to bring the much buzzed about book 50 Shades of Grey to the big screen and three of them are women. According to The Hollywood Reporter, Universal and producers Michael De Luca and Dana Brunetti are now a step closer to filling that assignment after meeting to explore a quartet of writers: Karen Croner, Dan Fogelman, Veena Sud and Kelly Marcel. More
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Despite not being chosen as the writer for Fifty Shades of Grey, Bret Easton Ellis felt totally cool saying that Matt Bomer could never play Christian Grey because he’s gay. More
This morning a superfan from the Facebook group “Fifty Shades Obsessed” emailed me to let me know that they’d finally found the perfect actress to play Anastasia Steele. It’s not Elizabeth Olsen and it’s not Emma Watson. It’s a complete unknown with just the right eyes. More
Just last week, the internet exploded into a frenzy of sparkling whips and chains out of excitement that Emma Watson would be playing Anastasia Steele in Fifty Shades of Grey. Like Steve Urkel turning into Stefan Urquelle, we grew giddy in anticipation of seeing our favorite wizarding heroine blossom into the type of women who would subject herself to BDSM sex with Christian Grey. More
The Bomer boys! They ride cabs! Just like us! When we’re drunk and too lazy to take the subway! More
Bad writing is not why I find Fifty Shades of Grey to be repulsive. I hate—hate—this book because it conflates BDSM with abuse. Because it features an emotionally abusive man preying upon an insecure young woman and calls it a relationship. Christian Grey is an abuser. He is emotionally unavailable, emotionally abusive, and sexually exploitative. His complete disregard for his partner’s comfort, experience, and emotional well being are contemptible: he gets his pleasure at the expense of his partner. More
