Topic: father’s day

LeAnn Rimes Gives Eddie Cibrian A Cake Featuring The Two Of Them In Bed Together…And His Two Sons

LeAnn Rimes Gives Eddie Cibrian A Cake Featuring The Two Of Them In Bed Together...And His Two Sons

LeAnn Rimes gave Eddie Cibriani a ‘Favorite Things’ cake with frosting replicas of him and LeAnn in bed together while replicas of Eddie’s two children from his previous marriage, Mason and Jake, look on. This makes it seem like Eddie’s favorite thing is having frosting sex on a cake while his kids watch. Boooo creepy infidelity cake. More »

Happy Fathers Day; Here’s a Little Essay About My Dad

Happy Fathers Day; Here's a Little Essay About My Dad

I have a lot of nicknames for my dad. Sometimes I’ll yell Pop or Old Man in his direction, but more often I call him Yak –which is how the Latino guys at a place he once worked pronounced Jack — or Captain Dummy, which was the actual name of this crazy old drunk dude who had a boat. Sometimes I’ll just call him Asshole because he seems to really get a kick out of that. More »

Am I Right Ladies? Dust Off Your Daddy Issues

Am I Right Ladies? Dust Off Your Daddy Issues

But we just recovered from Mother’s Day, amirightladies? Well, the Gregorian calendar says tough luck toots, tell it to someone who cares. Spoken like a true man, Greg(orian). But what do we do when life hands us lemons? We make lemontinis and get wasted with our girlfriends! Or our cats. So suck up the hardship and suck in your stomachs, it’s time to honor the man singly responsible for all our terrible relationships.

And what better way to get gift ideas for dear old dad than by looking at some dear old ads? More »