I have pretty high expectations for Lady Gaga‘s weirdness factor, and not a single one of them was let down by her recent cover shoot for Candy Magazine. We got a mustache, we got a scorpion on a nipple, and you better believe we got some pubic hair. More
I know my title sounds snarky, but even though Keira Knightley might just be the celebrity I’d put at the very bottom of my list of ‘people I expect to warm my heart today’, she just pulled a fast one and rocketed straight to the top. For her fashion choices, of all things. More
It’s hard to believe, but there are some people out there who haven’t seen Catching Fire yet. So until those people get their act together so we can discuss the movie, let’s talk about all of Jennifer Lawrence‘s fashion choices at all the various premieres. More
Serious question here, guys — how will we know when Lady Gaga has truly lost it? Like y’know how people say that the worst possible time to have a heart attack would be during a game of charades? I feel like the worst time to have a mental breakdown is when you’re Lady Gaga. Because people will just keep on guessing. More
Tragic news on the fashion front, devoted Crushable readers — animatronic patron of vegan arts Gwyneth Paltrow has been devoured by a hungry white dress on the cover of the Australian version of Marie Claire. She was just going through the motions of a cover shoot, when suddenly a ghost-goblin made out of stretchy white fabric swooped in and swallowed her up. More
I guess I kind of gave the game away with that title, but what the eff is Anna Kendrick wearing in these GQ Magazine photos? I’m no fashion expert (said the grown woman wearing jeans and Converse at her office), but I just don’t get it. More
I was getting all excited to talk about how very much Taylor Swift looked like a fake-tanned human Barbie last night at the 2013 Fragrance Foundation Awards when gasp! gulp! glass shattering noise! — WHAT IS TAYLOR SWIFT WEARING ON HER LEFT HAND RING FINGER AND WHO ON GOD’S GREEN EARTH PUT IT THERE?! More
Good evening, Justin Bieber! Are you enjoying your time courtside at the Indiana Pacers vs. Miami Heat game? Actually I don’t know why I even bothered to ask, because you’re wearing a classic example of ‘traditional American enjoyment garb’, aka a leather t-shirt, copious chainz, indoor sunglasses, and an absurdly oversized hat. More
In my mind, celebrities have it so good: they spend all day walking around being gorgeous with their also-gorgeous friends and wearing amazing clothes. More
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Summer is quickly approaching and because I know all of you are teetering around in giant foam platform flip-flops, I thought it might be a good time to brush up on summer style. More
In which I break down the most baffling elements of Madonna‘s absurd choice of outfit for last night’s punk-themed Met Gala. More
She didn’t even draw on fake eyelashes with a Sharpie or wear a giant crucifix around her neck to show us that she totally got the memo. It’s like she thought it was Opposite Day and said, “Oh, I get it. Punk. Wink wink.” No, Gwyneth, no wink wink. Just two open eyes blinking normally and telling you to wear something punk. More
Hi hello who’s in charge here? Were there any adults on the scene of last night’s Met Gala, or just fashion-drunk celebrities and their stylists? The theme was PUNK: From Chaos To Couture, and it was simultaneously the best and worst thing that ever happened because it’s provided me with all these priceless pictures of fashion victims this morning. More
Lest you thought for a moment that Victoria Beckham was just one of us normals moving about her life, you can go ahead and think again because the way she designs her clothing line is more than slightly odd. More