Topic: fail

Did Cloud Atlas Seriously Think They’d Get Away With Putting White Actors In Yellowface?

It probably would’ve been confusing for Warner Bros. to hire Asian actors to portray Jim Sturgess and Tom Hanks‘ characters in the futuristic Cloud Atlas storylines. But not impossible! And that’s where Hollywood has failed once again. More »

Sex On The Wire: Coming To The Defence OF PDA

This writer is defending PDA. What’s so gross about being in love? (College Crush)
Sex is great — these positions however, are not. (College Candy)
Tips to getting “there” in bed. Key point: slow down and enjoy yourself. (Your Tango)
How to handle your partner if he/she is porn obsessed but won’t be intimate with you. (Betty Confidential)
He cried in bed, and not cause it was passionate. #Fail (The Frisky)
Vienna spotted with Bachelor Pad beau, Kasey Kahl, sporting a bikini bod and her new nose. (Celebuzz)

Tony Awards: Brooke Shields’ Tony Awards Fail

The opening number of last night’s Tony Awards was pretty darn memorable for a variety of reasons. One of them was Neil Patrick Harris’ purple tuxedo. One of them was Stephen Colbert’s delightful cameo. But the biggest one by far was Brooke Shields’ massive fail during HER cameo. I feel kind of bad for her, especially since she had to present later on; but at the same time, it was just so funny that I can’t help laughing. Check out the whole number after the jump– for the curious, the Brooke Shields Disaster is at the 3:10 mark. Happy Monday, everyone!
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Off The Market: 6 Fun Things We Learned About The McDonald’s McFlurry Maker

I found this McDonald’s McFlurry Maker for $4 at a Goodwill in Delaware. It was taped shut with strong masking tape, making me wonder if there was a monster inside, or if the promised “McFlurry Mix” had grown sentient and was trying to claw its way out. More »

Video: Camel Nativity FAIL

This is why you never bring live friggin’ animals into your baby Jesus manger scene. Absolutely ridiculous. Where did these guys even get a camel anyway? For once, I hope PETA gets their (free-range) bat signal in time to put an end to this sort of behavior.

In other news, LOL. More »

On the Street: FAIL-Meter

There’s only one way to find out if the machines are actually becoming sentient and talking to each other, and I’m pretty sure we just just got our confirmation from Skynet. (FAILnet?)

The Best Of…Tattoo Fails

Connect%20the%20dots...la%20la%20la%20la...except%20without%20a%20magic%20marker,%20you%20just%20look%20like%20ou%20have%20Chicken%20Pox

Hello,%20skull%20and%20crossbones%20Kitty?%20Are%20you%20also%20a%20butterfly?%20Wtf?

We%20love%20this%20inst-classic,%20actually.%20Patrick%20Swayze%20forevs!

This%20is%20actually%20a%20sad%20story:%20This%20girl%20wanted%20three%20stars,%20fell%20asleep%20in%20the%20tattoo%20parlor,%20and%20woke%20up%20with%2056%20stars%20tattooed%20on%20her%20face.%20Fail%20:-(

Look, I’m not one to talk about other people’s terrible ink (though I always seem to be…), but there is some obviously terrible tattoos out there. And if these people aren’t ashamed enough to keep their ink offline, then we … More »