Hey kids! Want to know some wacky facts about everyone’s favorite frankenbabe, Megan Fox? You’re in luck, because Esquire just published a spanking new profile that’s just chock full of interesting Megan-Fox-alia. In addition to the usual truisms like “Megan Fox is attractive” and “people are jealous of Megan Fox’s attractiveness,” it contains a treasure trove of insider info on this beautiful creature. Read and learn. More
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Sofia Vergara is sexy. She has a great body and she has great cleavage. There’s no point in denying it. I just don’t get why we’re always talking about it. More
What’s better than one Ryan Gosling? Two Ryan Goslings! What’s better that two Ryan Goslings? The ability to clone humans. Ryan covers this months Esquire in promotion of his new flick Crazy, Stupid, Love. Inside the mag, he gives the best quote ever: “Sometimes I think that the one thing I love most about being an adult is the right to buy candy whenever and wherever I want.”
Amen. Check out another photo from the shoot as well as a brief inquiry into Ryan’s weird-ass elbow tattoo: More
It’s been a big year for James Franco, and it’s certainly showing up in the awards. Not only has the Hollywood actor branched out into both theater (buying the rights to the Adderall Diaries, as well as appearances with performance … More
Last night at the James hotel, Interview Magazine and James Franco — two of the most overexposed entities in “culture” — joined together to promote Palo Alto, the collection of short stories by James that he wrote while earning one of his 1,000 degrees. You remember, it’s the book with the story they published in Esquire, that had the line “the shadows make it shadow-color“? Yikers. Even having the party at a place called the James now seems like some sort of weird, inside joke that even Franco’s other personalities aren’t finding funny any more. What was the scene like? Our insider had the scoop: More
If you’ve never seen Acting with James Franco, where he teaches his little brother David Franco the ins and outs of the craft, you much watch immediately. While this Esquire video of little Davey interviewing his older brother for Esquire … More
Oh good: We thought we were going crazy when we’d already hit Wednesday and there was no new James Franco news. Thank god for this Esquire cover piece about you, where you can start making sly digs at your upcoming … More
Not content to just be known as the Brit who dates new Dr. Who Matt Smith and happens to be the lovechild of Gavin Rosedale, model Daisy Smith has started to make her mark over here in the states. First … More
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Esquire Editor David Granger says Scarlett Johannson was the first choice to grace May’s “Women We Love” issue — but when she backed out, the magazine went with Mad Men‘s Christina Hendricks instead. The Daily News quotes David as griping, … More
James Franco will be playing famed beat poet Allen Ginsberg in the upcoming film Howl, but if his recent fiction published in Esquire is any indication, the actor still has a lot of research to do before he ascends to Kerouac-levels of greatness. See, we love James Franco: He seems to hav a good sense of humor about himself and his celebrity status, takes on new and interesting projects – including currently getting degrees at both Tisch and Columbia, and (lets face it) is really, really, ridiculously good-looking. But we can’t all be great at everything, and we think we found James’ weakness in his terrible, hackneyed prose and ridiculous dialogue. Some of our favorite examples from his story, “Just Before The Black,” below, and our notes constructive criticism bolded below. More
During a recent interview with Esquire, Amanda Seyfried took prescription pills (birth control and Lexapro, an antidepressant). This seemingly simple act prompted a reaction post on Jezebel that I wouldn’t have ever expected — that many women would consider taking … More
Tina Fey, to Esquire: “What I’ve come to realize is that when people say, ‘The thinking man’s whatever’ — there’s no such thing. The thinking man also wants to fuck Megan Fox.”
Amanda Seyfried would tell you if you had something in your teeth. “I would always tell somebody if they had shit on their face,” she told an interviewer from Esquire over a lunch of tabbouleh. “Especially if it’s really feces.” … More