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Jessica Simpson accidentally revealed the sex of her baby last night on Jimmy Kimmel Live by eloquently saying that she “never knew a wiener could make me nauseous.” Which I’m pretty sure means she’s having a boy. Or a hot dog. More
Jessica Simpson announced she’s pregnant again, and continues to make a career out of doing things most regular people do only with slightly bigger breasts. More
Jessica Simpson might have a lot on her plate right now, with Papa Joe Simpson allegedly preferring the company of young, blonde him-bos and all, but it seems like the one thing she doesn’t have on her plate these days is actual food. More
After what seemed like 87 months of gestation, former singer and current Fashion Star judge Jessica Simpson gave birth to Maxwell Drew Johnson this morning. More
After the misleading Jessica Simpson Baby headlines in Ok Magazine a few weeks ago, I thought we all agreed that pretending like Jessica Simpson already gave birth to sell magazines was probably a little unethical. More
Hairstylist Ken Paves says that his star client Jessica Simpson is “so happy” right now in the weeks before she gives birth. Yeah, if I had magazines asking me endless questions about pregnancy and fighting for the scoop over my long-awaited birth, I’d be pretty content, too. More
As if her announcement yesterday about loving pregnant sex wasn’t enough to get you all hot and bothered, today she announced what she’s naming her daughter. More
Nick Lachey might’ve gotten remarried first, but if the rumors and “reports” are true, then Jessica Simpson beat her ex to something else: Multiple outlets say that the singer and one-time Newlyweds star might be expecting her first child. More
• Remember when Logan bought Rory a Birkin bag on Gilmore Girls? Well, Eric Johnson made fiance Jessica Simpson‘s birthday by gifting her one as well. (The Frisky)
• Lainey gets to spend three days with Matthew Lewis, a.k.a. surprise hottie Neville Longbottom. We are so jealous. (Lainey Gossip)
• From Megan Fox‘s Botox denial to Selena Gomez wearing Justin Bieber‘s shirt, a look at why we love stupid celebrity news. (College Candy)
• Rose McGowan says she’s “a gay man in a woman’s body.” I bet Chaz Bono has some choice words for you, missy. (YourTango)
• Twilight werewolf Booboo Stewart laughs at Robert Pattinson — but with a name like Booboo, he really has no right. (Celebuzz)
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You can thank the Yale alumni network for this double-take-inducing image of Jessica Alba and Jessica Simpson strolling around the Ivy League campus like it’s no big deal. The actresses were there as company for their significant others: Cash Warren and Eric Johnson graduated from the university in 2001. More
Those leaked photos of Christina Aguilera nearly nude were stolen from her stylist. (People)
Lindsay Lohan is in talks to appear on Dancing With The Stars. (Radar)
Paris Hilton was not invited to Nicole Richie‘s wedding. Snap. (NYP)
Are Blake Lively and Ryan Gosling dating? If not, Blake’s got a good publicist. (JustJared)
Joe Jonas may appear in his girlfriend Ashley Greene‘s fashion spread. (Us)
Crap. Prince and Black Swan in one place. That sounds amazing. (NYP)
Sorry Tommy Lee. SeaWorld does not use a cow vagina to extract semen from its killer whales. Also, gross. (TMZ)
Brian Austin Green‘s 8-year old son got wasted at his wedding to Megan Fox. Uh. No, that’s a joke. Ha? (Us)
Jessica Simpson IS getting a prenup before marrying NFL star Eric Johnson. Whew. (Perez) More
Jessica Simpson is now engaged to former NFL star Eric Johnson. And in addition to learning that Jessica may have bought her own ring, we just found out that she got engaged while watching TV. This keeps getting worse.
Maybe there’s something romantic about getting engaged while doing your favorite thing. But isn’t it sad when your favorite thing is NBC’s Parenthood? More
Getting engaged a week after your ex-husband sounds like a PR move. But paying for your own engagement ring just makes us sad for you, Jessica Simpson. The pop singer has had a hard time of things since splitting from husband (and reality show costar) Nick Lachey in 2005. But each new detail of her engagement this week makes it seem like a rash decision.
According to PopEater, Jess bought her own engagement ring. It’s one thing to accept a proposal from an out of work NFL player. Maybe he’s totally awesome! But maybe you should just wait until he can afford a ring? More
Justin Bieber flashed his six-pack at Rihanna. And she liked it.
Sue Sylvester is getting married! Jane Lynch‘s Glee character even has a track suit dress for the occassion. (Us)
Daniel Radcliffe is going to succeed without really trying. On Broadway. (Sun)
Jessica Simpson may have gotten screwed in her divorce from Nick Lachey, but she’s not making her new fiance Eric Johnson sign a prenup either. (celebuzz)
Lindsay Lohan‘s dreams of playing a porn star may be over. The director of her Deep Throat biopic may find a new star soon. (Radar)
Baz Lurhmann has chosen Carey Mulligan to be Daisy Buchanan in his version of The Great Gatsby. (Deadline)
Meet the spider bite taking over Angelina from Jersey Shore‘s face. (TMZ)
Bristol Palin doesn’t understand how popularity works. She thinks her mom’s has nothing to do with her still being on Dancing With The Stars. (NYP) More
