Topic: Eric Johnson

If You Ever Wondered What A Drunk Jessica Simpson Looks Like, You Can Now See For Yourself

If You Ever Wondered What A Drunk Jessica Simpson Looks Like, You Can Now See For Yourself

I know you woke up this morning before your alarm went off in a cold sweat, heart racing, worried that you would never in your lifetime get to watch a video of Jessica Simpson hobbling drunkenly into and out of a nightclub. But I’m happy to inform you that there’s nothing to worry about, because TMZ has answered your hopes and dreams and prayers by releasing that exact video. More »

Jessica Simpson More Confused About Pregnancy Than We Thought, Now Thinks Her Mom Is Her Baby

Jessica Simpson More Confused About Pregnancy Than We Thought, Now Thinks Her Mom Is Her Baby

Now that Jessica has given birth to her son Ace Knute Johnson, everybody’s waiting on the edge of their seats to hear more about him. So it was oh so exciting over the weekend when Jessica tweeted a picture with the message “Eric got carried away with his swaddling skills.” This must be a photo of little Ace wrapped snug as a bug in a blanket decorated with the playing cards that inspired his name! Let’s open the photo and take a looksy. More »