In honor of Diane Kruger‘s thirty-eighth birthday today, here are thirteen celebrity couples who know what’s right for them, are taking it at their own pace, and are in absolutely no hurry to get married. More
Topic: engaged celebrities
If any of you have been checking your watch on the Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt engagement, I regret to inform you that it’s gonna be a bit longer before we see a wedding out of these two, because Angie forgot to make enough female friends to fill out the bridesmaid section. More
Congratulations to Hayden Panettiere, who is reportedly pregnant with her first child! More
…no, but seriously. More
If Suki Waterhouse and Bradley Cooper are seriously engaged, then this is officially the furthest I’ve ever seen a fakelationship taken in my whole life. I gotta give you guys props for stamina but, c’mon. Are we really doing this? More
I don’t know about the rest of you guys, but I for one am starting to worry that Kim Kardashian and Kanye West are planning different weddings. Mostly because Kim just said there won’t be any cameras at hers. Haaaaaaaaaaaaaa. More
I spend at least fifteen minutes of every day sending mental reminders to Charlize Theron that Sean Penn is volatile both in and out of relationships, and yet not only are they still together, but they’re apparently talking marriage already! WTF? More
For anyone who was hoping that two of the Olsens were going to have a double wedding full of love and twin themes and more love, I regret to inform you that your hopes have been dashed to pieces by Elizabeth Olsen, who just rejected that idea hard. More
Let me ask you a question: what would Hollywood and the media like most in the whole world? And let me give you the answer: for Jennifer Lawrence to get engaged. Which is why I’m pretty sure she’s trolling us by pretending that it’s already happened. More
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It seems like everybody and their…fiance is getting engaged right now; has anyone else noticed that? But fear not! Crushable, always your ally, shall fly to your side and remind you of all these couples, now and forever, as long as you both shall live. Or…until they break off their engagement. Whichever comes first. More