Finally, in her daughter Marysol Patton‘s own words, what really happened to Elsa Patton‘s face. Poor Mama Elsa. More
Topic: Elsa Patton
I think someone told The Real Housewives of Miami that they’re the least watched show, because they officially lost their minds at the reunion last night. More
The Real Housewives of Miami didn’t have quite enough Elsa Patton this season, so here are some excellent GIFs to make up for it. More
In the fight between Miami Housewives Marysol Patton and Lea Black over who dropped the ball in their professional relationship, I’m gonna have to side with Lea. More
Now that they’ve got her isolated and vulnerable in The Bahamas, the Real Housewives of Miami are ready to ambush Karent Sierra with the news that Rodolfo is cheating on her. More
Who the hell is this guy screaming at his dinner guests and kicking people out of his home? Meet Thomas Kramer, from last night’s The Real Housewives of Miami. More
Hold on to your rubber Muppet faces, folks, because Mama Elsa Patton came out swinging in last night’s episode of The Real Housewives of Miami. More
The other ladies on The Real Housewives of Miami think Karent Sierra is annoying because she’s a media whore. But then what does that make you, ladies? You’re all on the same reality show together… More
On The Real Housewives of Miami last night, Joanna Krupa got so drunk at her fiancee, Romain Zago, that I don’t know if they’re still engaged. More
Speculation is all well and good, but wouldn’t you like to go into tonight’s episode of The Real Housewives of Miami medically informed as to what precisely has gone wrong with Elsa Patton‘s face? I know I would. More
Bravo’s newest Real Housewives franchise, Real Housewives of Miami, premiered last Tuesday, to mixed reviews. I’m still not sure how I feel about it; it seems like a lot of the women are too guarded, and watch what they say, which can be a death sentence to Real Housewives. I’m just hoping we don’t have another Real Housewives of D.C. on our hands. More
Last night on Bravo, I caught a sneak preview of The Real Housewives of Miami. And while there were clearly seeds that will sprout into lots of drama between the ladies this season, there was clearly a standout when it comes to ridiculous, entertaining ladies: Marysol Patton‘s mother Elsa.
Marysol describes her mother as a seer, and in the first episode, she goes by her momma’s house to get some future insight into her current relationship.
The 76-year-old speaks with a thick accent, and as she quickly explains when Marysol gets shy about talking sex in front of her:
“I’m a woman of this century, Marysol. I’m not a Victorrrrrian Laayyyyy-dy.”