Topic: Elsa Patton

‘Real Housewives of Miami’ Star Elsa Patton’s Before and After Plastic Surgery Pics

'Real Housewives of Miami' Star Elsa Patton's Before and After Plastic Surgery Pics

Bravo’s newest Real Housewives franchise, Real Housewives of Miami, premiered last Tuesday, to mixed reviews. I’m still not sure how I feel about it; it seems like a lot of the women are too guarded, and watch what they say, which can be a death sentence to Real Housewives. I’m just hoping we don’t have another Real Housewives of D.C. on our hands. More »

Meet Your New Favorite Housewife: Miami’s Elsa Patton

Meet Your New Favorite Housewife: Miami's Elsa Patton

Last night on Bravo, I caught a sneak preview of The Real Housewives of Miami. And while there were clearly seeds that will sprout into lots of drama between the ladies this season, there was clearly a standout when it comes to ridiculous, entertaining ladies: Marysol Patton‘s mother Elsa.

Marysol describes her mother as a seer, and in the first episode, she goes by her momma’s house to get some future insight into her current relationship.

The 76-year-old speaks with a thick accent, and as she quickly explains when Marysol gets shy about talking sex in front of her:

“I’m a woman of this century, Marysol. I’m not a Victorrrrrian Laayyyyy-dy.”

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