Topic: Election 2012

What Jokes Will SNL Make About Last Night’s Vice Presidential Debate?

What Jokes Will SNL Make About Last Night's Vice Presidential Debate?

Last night’s VP debate between Joe Biden and Eddie Munster Paul Ryan finally gave us the rock ‘em sock ‘em celebrity cat fight Romney and Obama denied us because they were both too busy trying to seem “presidential.” They talked about foreign policy, domestic programs, and even women’s rights, for a second. But the most important issue that has yet to be resolved is: how will last night’s debate be parodied this weekend on SNL? Here are a few humble guesses. More »

The Ten Best Mitt Romney-Related Internet Memes, So Far

The Ten Best Mitt Romney-Related Internet Memes, So Far

As predicted, watching last night’s presidential debate was like sitting through a veeeeeerrrry boring episode of The Real Housewives Of New York, benzo-faces and all. For two whole hours, Mitt Romney and Barack Obama argued about the facts of each other’s policy details in a row that could’ve been resolved in ten seconds, had Jim Lehrer had the balls to pull out his iPhone. Nevertheless, there’s a bright spot in all of this, and that’s all the delightful Internet memes that have been created by the endlessly resourceful people of the Internet. Romney lends himself especially well to this. Hence, I give you: the ten best Romney-related memes and Internet things to come out of this election, so far. More »

The Presidential Debates Are The Worst Reality Show Ever

The Presidential Debates Are The Worst Reality Show Ever

The presidential debates are tonight, you guys! I can’t wait to watch two bad choices get onstage and fight it out in a futile attempt to convince us we, the people, have any control over the things that happen in our country and the world at large. But lest I anger-laugh myself to death, I’m just going to pretend I’m watching a particularly boring reality show on TLC. Which, considering its content, won’t be that hard, as it’s got all the elements of a super-bummer of a super-canceled reality show from hell. More »