Topic: Election 2012

The Best And Worst Songs About The Election Come Courtesy Of Mariah Carey And Lil’ Debbie

Can you guess which is which? More »

I Don’t Feel Sorry For You: Sasha and Malia That the Leader of the Free World is Still Your Dad

I don’t feel sorry for you Sasha Obama and Malia Obama that you will be First Daughters for another four years. Yes, I get it. You’re living in a fishbowl under constant scrutiny. But I don’t feel sorry for you for so many reasons. More »

7 Celebs Who Are Super Sad Barack Obama Is Still The President

As you can well imagine, Barack Obama‘s victory last night inspired joy among his many celebrity supporters. But not everybody is happy! From Victoria Jackson to Stephen Baldwin, a handful of famous ~~wingnuts~~ conservatives have taken to Twitter to express their displeasure at the way this country is headed. LET THEIR VOICES BE HEARD. More »

Obama Lands The Coveted Endorsement Of Jon Hamm’s Penis

The penis hath spoken! More »

Beyonce Writes Touching Letter To President Obama On Election Day

Beyonce has spoken: Barack Obama deserves another four years as president. More »

Video: Stephen Colbert Offers Donald Trump $1 Million To Let Him Dip His Balls In His Mouth

Hot on the heels of Donald Trump‘s absurd offer to donate $5 million to charity if President Obama ”releases” his college and passport records (including his applications), Stephen Colbert has an offer of his own. More »

Barack Obama, Imma Let You Finish, But Mitt Romney Had The Greatest Photobombs Of All Time

Barack Obama‘s photobombing by a couple of adorable kissing children is making the viral rounds today, and with good reason: it’s legitimately heartwarming. But in our haste to laugh with/at the POTUS, let’s not forget who’s winning the crucial photobombing race. More »

What Jokes Will SNL Make About Last Night’s Vice Presidential Debate?

Last night’s VP debate between Joe Biden and ~~Eddie Munster~~ Paul Ryan finally gave us the rock ‘em sock ‘em celebrity cat fight Romney and Obama denied us because they were both too busy trying to seem “presidential.” They talked about foreign policy, domestic programs, and even women’s rights, for a second. But the most important issue that has yet to be resolved is: how will last night’s debate be parodied this weekend on SNL? Here are a few humble guesses. More »

Forget LiLo’s Political Flip Flop, The Real Story Is That She’s Trying To Get Her Old Hair Back

Old hair color, old career? More »

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When Lady Gaga Tries To Make Political Statements, Everybody Wins

Lady Gaga has caught a bit of heat lately for some vague political statements she’s been making. Here’s why this is actually awesome. More »

The Ten Best Mitt Romney-Related Internet Memes, So Far

As predicted, watching last night’s presidential debate was like sitting through a veeeeeerrrry boring episode of The Real Housewives Of New York, benzo-faces and all. For two whole hours, Mitt Romney and Barack Obama argued about the facts of each other’s policy details in a row that could’ve been resolved in ten seconds, had Jim Lehrer had the balls to pull out his iPhone. Nevertheless, there’s a bright spot in all of this, and that’s all the delightful Internet memes that have been created by the endlessly resourceful people of the Internet. Romney lends himself especially well to this. Hence, I give you: the ten best Romney-related memes and Internet things to come out of this election, so far. More »

The Presidential Debates Are The Worst Reality Show Ever

The presidential debates are tonight, you guys! I can’t wait to watch two bad choices get onstage and fight it out in a futile attempt to convince us we, the people, have any control over the things that happen in our country and the world at large. But lest I anger-laugh myself to death, I’m just going to pretend I’m watching a particularly boring reality show on TLC. Which, considering its content, won’t be that hard, as it’s got all the elements of a super-bummer of a super-canceled reality show from hell. More »

Video: Creed’s Scott Stapp Dissing Obama Is Tantamount To An Endorsement

The enemy of my least favorite band is my friend. More »

Not That It’s Any Of My Business, But Is Nicki Minaj Seriously Voting For Mitt Romney?

I can never tell what’s real with her, but in her music off of Lil Wayne‘s new mixtape Dedication 4, Nicki Minaj says she’s a Republican voting for Mitt Romney. Wait, but what? What’s happening? More »

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