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Bridalplasty Recap: The Final RealBride

Bridalplasty Recap: The Final RealBride

(We missed recapping last week’s episode of Bridalplasty, SyFy’s* show about the hunt for the perfectly plastic RealDoll bride, because we were on a rocketship to Sundance. But both Cheyenne and Dominique were eliminated and sent straight to the recycling plant, leaving just Allyson and Jenessa in the house.)

As the ep begins, Allyson is still reeling from her decision to keep Princess Jenessa around over Dominique, which she did because the producers implanted a chip in her brain that gives her the ability to understand what would be better for the ratings. Allyson wanders around the house in a shirt that says “Ballbuster” and thinks about how great it will be when she beats her nemesis to become a 100% plastic sex toy. More »