Topic: drugs

Michael Lohan Discussing LiLo’s Cocaine Overdose Is The Best/Worst Thing Ever

Michael Lohan Discussing LiLo's Cocaine Overdose Is The Best/Worst Thing Ever

Michael Lohan is just having a normal day, discussing Lindsay Lohan‘s cocaine overdose at age eighteen, as you do on a Monday morning when you have respect for your daughter’s privacy and any remaining shreds of decency. This interview is what would happen if someone said, “Michael, I get your ‘bad father’ shtick and all, but I’m worried it’s not landing quite as much anymore. Is there anything you could do to prove once and for all that you’re clinically incapable of being a good human?” It’s that good. More »

Miley Confirms She Wasn’t Referencing Drugs In Her New Song, Aka She Definitely Was

Miley Confirms She Wasn't Referencing Drugs In Her New Song, Aka She Definitely Was

Did you know there’s a drug reference controversy going on about Miley Cyrus‘ new song? Neither did I, but Miley would like there to be, so let’s get to speculating. In the decidedly uninspiring single ‘We Can’t Stop’, Miley has a line where it sounds like she’s either saying ‘dancing with Miley’ or ‘dancing with molly’. Oh cool! Just a coupla girl’s names, right? WRONG. You’re forgetting that this is the year 2013, and you are hopelessly out-of-date on drug terminology, you old coot. More »