Topic: drinking

Here Is A Supercut Of Everyone On Parks And Recreation Getting Super Drunk

Here Is A Supercut Of Everyone On Parks And Recreation Getting Super Drunk

Last night’s Parks and Recreation was a classy affair, with Ben and Leslie throwing a grand gala in an effort to raise $50,000 with which to save their beloved Pawnee Commons from the evil clutches of Paunch Burger. However, it has not escaped my notice that the people on this show are constantly drinking and/or drunk. In recognition of this fact, the good folks at Slacktory have put together a supercut of all the most alcoholic moments on this, the funniest sitcom on TV. Click through to watch! More »

The Daily WTF: Teens Now Chugging Hand Sanitizer To Get Drunk, Maybe We Should Just Buy Them Some Beer

The Daily WTF: Teens Now Chugging Hand Sanitizer To Get Drunk, Maybe We Should Just Buy Them Some Beer

In the coming battle that will constitute the Teen-pocalypse, there are many things working against us over-18s: we’re bad at skateboarding, we’re clumsy with social media, and we’re simply not as balls out when it comes to hand-to-hand combat. But there’s one thing those crazy kids have yet to master, and that’s figuring out how to get drunk without poisoning themselves/each other. More »

Food Tube: Fat Tuesday’s Best TV Gluttons

Food Tube: Fat Tuesday's Best TV Gluttons
Friends: "The One with All the Cheesecakes"
New York Cheesecake Recipe
How I Met Your Mother: "The Possimpible"
Texas Dog Recipe
Bones: "The Babe in the Bar"

So I realized this morning that today is Mardi Gras, or Fat Tuesday — the day before Lent begins, where you get to stuff your face without reproach because you’ll be giving up those vices for the next 40 days. And when it comes to religious observances, art imitates life quite a bit. You’d be surprised at how many TV shows use food frenzy as a plot device, whether it’s slapstick with characters fighting over something tasty, or food as a destructive force. More »

How To: Survive A Rock & Roll Themed Booze Cruise

How To: Survive A Rock & Roll Themed Booze Cruise

Last weekend, I was lucky enough to board the Bruise Cruise Festival, which was a non-stop fun tornado that brought together nine rock bands and 400 eager young vacationers on a giant Bahamas-bound cruise ship in what one straitlaced observer dubbed a “bikini hipster convention.”

The weekend culminated in a wonderfully incongruous performance by garage rock heroes The Black Lips at smelly spring break chain bar Señor Frog’s (as seen on Girls Gone Wild). But it wasn’t all strawberry daiquiris in take-home souvenir cups and creative towel animals. Some revelers fell victim to hidden pitfalls like crippling sunburns, depressing waterslide failures, and drunken tourists who bring their kids to the bar and try to fight you if you smoke too close to them. Despite these minor bugaboos, though, the festival should come back even stronger next year, so it’s with this in mind that I present you with some important dos and don’ts of partying on international waters. More »

Christina Aguilera’s Recent Drama Only Makes Me Like Her More

Christina Aguilera's Recent Drama Only Makes Me Like Her More

As my coworker Meghan Keane pointed out recently, Christina Aguilera seems to have skipped a couple of steps in the usual Hollywood career trajectory, going straight from Disneyfied teen star to bloated late-period-Elvis diva. Though she seemed to have escaped Britney Spears territory by not shaving her head or having a nervous breakdown, Xtina’s recent divorce woes and the ensuing public bad behavior have earned her a permanent spot in the tabloids. More »

Sex On The Wire: You Kneed To Try These ‘Adult’ Kneepads

Sex On The Wire: You Kneed To Try These 'Adult' Kneepads

Why hasn’t anyone thought of this sooner? Introducing: blow-job knee pads. Because there’s nothing sexier than protective padding. (The Frisky)

One feminist tries to reconcile her political beliefs with the fact that she likes to be spanked in bed. Spoiler alert: it’s difficult. (YourTango)

A student-run college group tries to overhaul the pervasive “hook-up culture.” (Fox News) More »

Alcoholic Whipped Cream? Yes, Please

Alcoholic Whipped Cream? Yes, Please

And here we thoughts whippits went out of style after high school graduation. But there’s a product that’s got parents worried about dessert toppings again: alcoholic whipped cream.

Companies like Cream and White Lightning are selling canisters filled with 30 proof cream. Which naturally has parents and concerned citizens worried about alcohol poisoning. And us worried about one thing: Where do we get some?

Come on. It’s called White Lightning? These people are just pandering to the Four Loko/Bros Icing Bros crowd. And it will probably work. More »

The Four Loko Test Drive Taste Test

The Four Loko Test Drive Taste Test

Four Loko is the color of glow sticks. You likely didn’t know this, since you’ve been drinking the magical elixir from a can. Or, more likely, you haven’t manned up and downed a serving of the stuff.

The mainstream media coverage of Four Loko has generated a lot of hype, as well as the ceaseless circulation of meaningless terms like “blackout in a can” and “liquid cocaine.” I’d take a guess and say that most of the anchors reporting on the drink haven’t themselves experienced the can-induced blackout. So for the sake of journalism, I’ve taken the plunge. More »

Textual Healing: How To Recover From A Drunk Text

Textual Healing: How To Recover From A Drunk Text

On Saturday, somewhere between my first sip of a drink that turned out to be a cup full of vodka with a splash of apple juice and the point at which a friend tucked me into bed, I did something even more embarrassing than those first two things: I engaged in drunk texting. This behavior is clearly against my own strict texting rules (which I sometimes find difficult to stick to) but as we all know, once the vodka and apple juice (ew) is flowing, all bets are off. More »

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