Topic: Downton Abbey

Don’t Get Too Attached To P Diddy In This Downton Abbey Spoof, Because Then They’ll Probably Kill Him Off

Now, thanks to the knickerbockers over at Funny or Die, I don’t have to wonder any longer what it would be like for P Diddy to join the cast of my favorite show about Abbeys. More »

If They Want Downton Abbey To Go For Six More Years, Someone Should Tell The Cast

I’m getting word over my Britney Spears-style headset that the creators of Downton Abbey are expecting the show to go on for another six years, and I’m just wondering if anyone was planning on telling the actors. More »

Sorry Miniskirts, But Downton Abbey’s Clothing Line Will Replace You

Hark! Alert! Call the London Tribune if that’s a thing! Downton Abbey is going to be releasing a line of merchandise later this year, including clothing, makeup and housewares. More »

Curtsy And Say Hello To Lily James, Your New Live Action Cinderella

Disney has finally cast the lead role in Kenneth Branagh’s upcoming adaptation of the classic fairy tale of lost shoes and found marriage. Her name is Lily James, and you might recognize her from a certain show about rich British people that rhymes with Fountain Cabby. More »

Thomas Says O’Brien On Downton Abbey Is Replaceable, But Also Irreplaceable

Rob James-Collier, who plays O’Brien’s BFF Thomas, recently spoke to TV Guide about her departure and said that she’s replaceable, but also irreplaceable. It’s a grey area when it comes to her replaceabilty. More »

Downton Abbey Creator Julian Fellowes Says A Polite ‘Sod Off’ To Dan Stevens

Maybe you think I’m belaboring this point by still not being over the fact that Dan Stevens so unceremoniously left Downton Abbey, but if you’ve ever seen the show, you know that my response is perfectly natural. Dan played Matthew Crawley on the show, and I don’t think I’m exaggerating to say that he and Lady Mary were the Jim and Pam of their time. AND NOW IT’S OVER. More »

I Don’t Particularly Care For Dan Stevens’ Blasé Attitude About Leaving Downton Abbey

I Don't Particularly Care For Dan Stevens' BlasÃ© Attitude About Leaving Downton Abbey

kay Dan Stevens, we get it. Your last appearance on Downton Abbey was a month ago and you think we should all just get over it. You’ve done away with Matthew Crawley’s goldilocks and recently, reminding all of us that your Downton days are over. More »

I Don’t Recall Giving Downton Abbey‘s Matthew Crawley Permission To Look Different

When I say ‘Dan Stevens’, you say ‘who?’ Dan Stevens! Who? Dan Stevens! Who? Oh, I’m so glad you shout-asked me who Dan Stevens was! Dan Stevens is the real life human who plays my fake life husband on Downton Abbey. More »

If Divergent Is The New Hunger Games, Then Meet The New Peeta Mellark

Sorry guys, gotta go. I have a brand new crush on Theo James, who was just cast as Tobias ‘Four’ Eaton in the movie version of Divergent. I’m assuming it’s the new Hunger Games, but I can’t tear my eyes away from this guy for long enough to go find out. More »

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Branson Says He Won’t Date Lady Mary, Dashing Our Hopes For A Maury/Downton Abbey Crossover

While the cast of Downton Abbey continues to fall apart faster than a second-rate ’90s boy band, it’s nice to know that some people on that set still have some common sense. More »

O’Brien Not Only Ditched Downton Abbey, She Abandoned Those Bangs Too

Siobhan Finneran, otherwise/only known as Mrs. O’Brien on Downton Abbey and the third major character to leave the show and break our hearts. I have to admit, I was surprised to hear the reason because I just naturally assumed girlfriend had enough of dem bangs! More »

Patricia Heaton And Other Actors Who Are Confusingly Different From Their Famous Characters

Patricia Heaton turns 55 today, but I would probably be more likely to bake her a cake and sing to her if her name were Debra Barone or Frankie Heck. It’s a testament to Patricia Heaton’s acting talents that I completely adore her when I watch her on television, but I don’t much care for her real-life persona. More »

Whod’ve Thunk I’d Be So Sad To Hear O’Brien Is Leaving Downton Abbey?

Welcome to the land of spoilers, there are spoilers ahead in spoilerville! More »

Watching The Downton Abbey Cast Sing A One Direction Song Will Make Your Day, Possibly Your Life

I hate Dan Stevens so much right now that I could stop having sex dreams about him any night now. ANY NIGHT DAN STEVENS. Just like a dancer on the Abby Lee Miller Dance Team, you are replaceable. More »

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