Topic: Doug Hutchinson

Courtney Stodden Was Kicked Out Of A Pumpkin Patch For Being Too Sexual

Courtney Stodden Was Kicked Out Of A Pumpkin Patch For Being Too Sexual

Don’t you hate it when you’re just trying to spend a nice afternoon at the pumpkin patch with your family — picking out jack-o-lanterns and going for hay rides — but you’re too distracted by the 17-year-old in daisy dukes dry-humping her 51-year-old husband to get anything done? Folks at a pumpkin patch in Santa Clarita had this experience over the weekend, when Courtney Stodden and Doug Hutchinson took their inappropriate relationship gourd-hunting. More »

5 Ideas For Courtney Stodden’s Reality Show

5 Ideas For Courtney Stodden's Reality Show

Much to no one’s surprise, Courtney Stodden is getting a reality show. And if you know me at all, you know I think about Courtney Stodden more than I think about any other human being. Naturally I’ve spent the past few weeks (months?) speculating on what this series will look like, and I’ve come up with several ideas. (Note to television producers: these are all up for grabs, although an executive producer credit is kind of expected. We’ll be in touch.) More »

Celebrity Lookalikes: Courtney Stodden Does Her Best Marilyn Monroe

Celebrity Lookalikes: Courtney Stodden Does Her Best Marilyn Monroe

I have no problem admitting it: I am unabashedly fascinated by 17-year-old child bride Courtney Stodden. While folks like Kim Kardashian and Paris Hilton are mindless celebudrones incapable of producing any thought more complex than a famous-person @-reply, Courtney is offering up some genuine entertainment. Her alliterative tweets are works of pure poetry and her delusional obsession with fame is incredibly interesting to watch. Yesterday, she hit up Grauman’s Chinese Theater in Hollywood and posed with Marilyn Monroe‘s hand print (“a perfect fit”). Here are some more examples of Courtney dressed up in weird facsimiles of the iconic Marilyn. More »