In the December issue of Elle, Jessica Biel complains about Hollywood’s inability to recognize her talents and give her the roles she deserves. Over the course of the article, she complains about not one but two roles she wanted that went instead to Anne Hathaway: Catwoman in The Dark Knight Rises and Fantine in Les Miserables. As you know, this is clear evidence that Biel hates Hathaway’s guts and wants to have her murdered. So what if she doesn’t mention her directly? More
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In solidarity with the Occupy Wall Street movement, hip-hop superstar and proud member of the one percent Jay-Z has decided to sell “Occupy All Streets” t-shirts and donate the proceeds to…himself. Wait, what? More
An unexpected twist in the tale of Andrew Meyer, the douchebag who stiffed his waitress and had the gall to call her fat: Victoria Liss got his name thanks to him paying by credit card, but she tracked down the wrong Andrew Meyer! The guy whose face (and Facebook page) has been plastered all over the Internet is actually innocent. More
One would think a guy who works for Microsoft would’ve been web-savvy enough to see this coming. One would be wrong. More
Asshole (n.): Someone who can get what they want– and get away with it.
Douchebag (n.): The last thing an asshole wants to be. More
We saw this charming update on Facebook today. This guy believes that Sandra Bullock “immaculated” Jesse James by refusing to take his last name, thereby leading him into the arms of neo-Nazi strippers. Not surprisingly, he received some WTF responses. … More