Topic: dogs

The 5 Most Ridiculous Quotes About Westminster Dog Show Champion Malachy

The 5 Most Ridiculous Quotes About Westminster Dog Show Champion Malachy

Yesterday, a tribble-esque creature named Malachy won “Best In Show” at the Westminster Kennel Club Dog Show, the biggest competition of its kind. The only way this could get any better for the pint-sized Pekingese would be if he had any concept of what a “competition” is. Seriously, I love the way people talk about him as if he’s some kind of human celebrity with agency and not a trained animal who has figured out that certain kinds of movements will earn him treats. Here are the five most ridiculous things people have said about him. More »

The Daily WTF: Here’s Your Living, Breathing, Barking Chia Pet

The Daily WTF: Here's Your Living, Breathing, Barking Chia Pet

The Chia Pet’s a wonderful thing. It allows you to playact at owning a pet without having to feed it or walk it or clean up after it when it pees on the carpet. So why would you want to ruin the best part of the Chia Pet by adding a real, live dog to the equation? Well, just like so many questions (Why’d you come home shoeless and covered in blood?; How come you have seven new cavities?), the answer here is: Halloween! More »

Cutegreggator: Hot Guys With Dogs

Cutegreggator: Hot Guys With Dogs

Is there anything more swoon inducing than a handsome man with a handsome dog? Something about the collision of sexy-cute with cute-cute just turns me into a whimpering pile of estrogen. Dog ownership demonstrates a man can care about something other than himself, that he’s fun loving, and that he (probably) likes to go outside. Also, dating a guy with a dog is all the good parts of dog ownership, with none of the annoying responsibilities. Here are some pictures of hot guys with dogs. You’re welcome. More »