Topic: DJ Pauly D

The Pauly D Project Fails As Reality TV For The Same Reasons DJ Pauly D Succeeds As A Person

The Pauly D Project Fails As Reality TV For The Same Reasons DJ Pauly D Succeeds As A Person

Last night, MTV premiered The Pauly D Project, the first of what will probably be many Jersey Shore spinoffs. The show follows the exploits of one Paul “DJ Pauly D” Del Vecchio and his entourage of Rhode Island bros as as they ride Pauly D’s reality TV fame to such exotic locales as Las Vegas, Puerto Rico, and the insides of many, many vaginas. More »

Crush Links: Ryan Seacrest Needs Spencer Pratt as His Intern Link He Needs a Hole in the Head

Crush Links: Ryan Seacrest Needs Spencer Pratt as His Intern Link He Needs a Hole in the Head

Spencer Pratt wants to intern for Ryan Seacrest, to make himself more “likeable.” We can’t think of a worse possible intern than Spencer. And likeability? More like liability. (Us Magazine)

Jersey Shore‘s DJ Pauly D, Snooki, and J-WOWW, all have spin-off shows that will most likely air in 2012. (Dlisted)

Will Ferrell revealed information about his character on The Office. (Perez Hilton) More »

‘Jersey Shore’ Guidocabulary: Take a Trip to the Guido Circus and GTF

'Jersey Shore' Guidocabulary: Take a Trip to the Guido Circus and GTF

Good things about this week’s episode: we get to see Vinny shirtless, and there are no poopy toilet shots! Bad things about this week’s episode: Sammi and Ronnie. They’re the bad thing about every single episode ever, and it’s killing my enjoyment of the show. I have defended Jersey Shore countless times, but they’re really trying my patience on this one. I find myself being nostalgic for that time that Ronnie told Sammi she had a Fred Flintstone toe and she lost her shit. Those should not be your halcyon days, people. More »

‘Jersey Shore’ Guidocabulary: Return of the Sam-Mi

'Jersey Shore' Guidocabulary: Return of the Sam-Mi

Can I make a confession? I sort of miss hearing Angelina Pivarnick‘s “Hel-LOOO” in the Jersey Shore opening credits. I don’t miss Angelina at all, but I got really used to the rhythm of the credit sequence.

This week is all about mispronouncing things. The Situation calls Patron “pay-trun” instead of “Puh-trone,” and Ronnie makes fun of the way Pauly pronounces the word “barber.” So I’m within my rights to call Sammi “Sam-meye” (rhymes with Jedi) for the purposes of this post.

Here are some other new Guidoisms from last night’s episode. More »