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Even though many of us are still picking up the pieces after the devastating news that one of our favorite couples, Will Arnett and Amy Poehler are divorcing, our freshly broken hearts are going to suffer another devastating blow: Rhea Perlman and Danny Devito are ending their marriage. That’s right, The Wormwood’s are separating. More
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In exciting news from anonymous sources, Tom Cruise plans on asking for custody of his daugther Suri Cruise once his filming schedule clears up. That’s right! Just when you started worrying that Katie Holmes divorced Tom Cruise and married the mayor of Boringsville, USA, we get news that America’s most brainwashed family will be back in the headlines. More
Everyone remain calm as you pass the newsstands this week. Spending time with Tom Cruise will not make Suri Cruise forget Katie Holmes. Unless something goes really wrong. Like she gets movie-style amnesia in an attempt to avoid starting school next month.
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Bad news for everyone out there who hoped to catch a glimpse of Katy Perry’s vagina today. While some paparazzo managed to snap some up-dress photos of her standing on a balcony, her private parts are fully clothed. More
In devastating news for people who believe in the sanctity of marriage, Taylor Swift’s parents are divorced. As if that poor tragic wisp of a fairy tale princess needed one more heartbreak in her life. Wasn’t John Mayer enough universe?! More
We recently wrote about how Katie Holmes’s career would most likely benefit from her recent divorce to Tom Cruise. We were mostly talking about her acting career but apparently this applies to her career as a fashion designer as well. Holmes clothing line that she founded with Jeanne Yang has suddenly experienced an increase in sales. I wonder why? More
Hope you didn’t throw away your tuxedo shirt, because Tom Cruise is getting remarried and he’s getting remarried soon. More
Every child in the world should grow up with the dream of marrying an ex-husband as wonderful as Russell Brand. More
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Suri Cruise may the luckiest kid to ever have to go through a divorce given that Katie Holmes and Tom Cruise sorted out their split in less than two weeks. But despite the big changes in her family, the little girl is flying sky-high — literally as daddy popped for a helicopter ride! More
This week People Magazine brings us the tragic true story of Tom Cruise, a married man who became a single dad in 11 days. Not since the tragedy of the Hindenburg disaster have we felt so much sorrow for a contraption filled with hot air, unrealistic fantasies and a soaring ego. More
Katie Holmes has been called a lot of things, especially in the last week. An actress, a celebrity, a victim, a Scientologist zombie, a brilliant PR strategist but feminist hero? Apparently though that is what some experts are saying. Does Katie Holmes represent a new breed of feminism? More
Remember that little girl from Spy Kids and Little Giants? Well that was Alexa Vega and she just because a 23-year old divorcee. Consider my mind blown. More
Ah, divorce. Such a beautiful event. May another huge couple break up soon due to alleged gay affairs and religious demands. Until then, enjoy my favorite ecards from the Divorce Spectacular.
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