Topic: Dina Lohan

Video: Dina Lohan Must Have Been Wasted When She Sat Down With Dr. Phil, Right?

In just sixty seconds, Dina Lohan interrupts Dr. Phil multiple times, insults his tie and shoes, squeakily denies screwing up Lindsay, and cries. It’s amazing. More »

In Case Lindsay Lohan Was Running Out Of Things To Tell Her Therapist, Michael Lohan Knocked Up Kate Major

Poor Lindsay Lohan. Just when you think her parents, Dina and Michael Lohan, are satisifed with their “Worst Parents in the Western Hemisphere” title, they start campaigning for “Worst Parents in the Entire World, Including The Moon” awards. More »

There’s Hope For Chloe Moretz: Her Mom Seems Totally Normal And Not A Momager At All

Over the weekend, Chloe Moretz celebrated her mom Teri‘s birthday, without any inappropriate clothing, underage drinking, or making out. Turns out there are celebrity mothers who aren’t as fame-whoring as Dina Lohan. More »

Exclusive Interview: Catching Up With Lindsay Lohan, Star Of The Parent Trap

An exclusive interview catching up with that redheaded girl from The Parent Trap who never did anything else. Well, her name is Lindsay Lohan and we enjoyed catching up with her and finding out what she’s been up to in the uneventful years since 1998. More »

Crushable Quotable: Disney Exec Says It’s Not Their Fault If Child Stars Like Demi Lovato Are Messed Up

Disney president Gary Marsh tells THR, “At the end of the day, it’s the parents who really have to be parents. We give them all of the tools they might need, but the network is not responsible for raising their children.” More »

Lindsay Lohan Crashes Her Car, In Related News Amanda Bynes Sues Her For Stealing Her Signature Move

It wouldn’t be a Friday afternoon if Lindsay Lohan wasn’t totaling her car by smashing it into the back of 18-wheelers on the Pacific Coast Highway. More »

Dina Lohan Has A New Reality Show, Wants To Remind You That She’s A Waste Of Space

Dina Lohan is a special lady. Special in that every time I’ve almost forgotten that she exists, and that she and Michael Lohan jointly raised the unholy terror to our rehab centers that is Lindsay Lohan, she pops up again and reminds me. More »

Just Like Nick Parker And Elizabeth James, Lindsay Lohan Is Getting Back Together With Sam Ronson

Two nights ago Lindsay Lohan and her former girlfriend/accuser/restraining-order-goddess Samantha Ronson were spotted canoodling at a Le Baron in NYC. CANOODLING! More »

Glee Casting Lindsay Lohan As Herself Is A Way Nicer Move Than She Deserves

Clearly the only way for Lindsay Lohan to earn her comeback is to play a thinly veiled version of herself. Because if she appears on Glee as “Lindsay Lohan,” we’ll get as uninspired a performance as her SNL hosting gig. More »

What We're Reading:

Bethenny Frankel’s Estranged Mom’s Comments Prove Why She’s Estranged

Estranged parents go hand in hand with former child stars going to rehab and current reality TV stars sharing extremely private family memories with a team of cameramen and producers. So it’s no surprise that Bravo reality star Bethenny Frankel is estranged from her mother Bernadette Burke. More »

Dial-A-Star Is The Most Tragic thing I’ve Ever Seen, And I’ve Seen Michael Lohan In A Mesh Shirt

Thanks to Dial-A-Star.com, you can now call a star whenever your heart desires, provided you don’t care that the star isn’t really a “star” and you don’t care that you’re spending obscene amounts of money. More »

Lindsay Lohan’s Life Is Begging For A Lifetime Movie

Today’s Lifetime movie worthy plot involves a porn star, sex and Michael Lohan. Three words you probably didn’t want to see strung together before noon. Well sorry, welcome to Lohan-palooza 2012, where every story you read makes you vomit a little in your mouth.
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Club Manager Pulls A Dina Lohan And Takes Advantage Of Lindsay Lohan

Some days you just have to feel bad for Lindsay Lohan. Well actually everyday, because every morning she wakes up and Dina and Michael Lohan are still her parents and that sucks. But today I feel extra bad for her. More »

OMG: What Did Lindsay Lohan Do To Her Face?

I can’t remember the last time I saw a photo of Lindsay Lohan and thought to myself, “wow, she looks really beautiful, raidant, drug-free and healthy!” Instead it’s more like “gah!” or “eeek” or “why is Dina Lohan photobombing her own daughter?” Sadly, today is no exception to that rule. More »

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