Topic: Dina Lohan

Bad Dad Off: Jon Gosselin Vs. Michael Lohan

Bad Dad Off: Jon Gosselin Vs. Michael Lohan

Happy 37th birthday to Jon Gosselin. That’s right, Jon Gosselin was born on April Fool’s Day, which is really fitting since his entire existence is sort of an April Fool’s joke on humanity. I also want you to take a moment to realize that Jon is not even into his 40s yet, and he’s already accomplished so much as a terrible father. It really is inspiring. More »

Dina Lohan Gave Lindsay The Night Off For Once, Got Her Own DUI

Dina Lohan Gave Lindsay The Night Off For Once, Got Her Own DUI

We can all agree at this point that Dina Lohan is an excellent role model and parent, correct? I mean I know it was touch-and-go there for a while, but she just fell on her sword for Lindsay and got a DUI so her daughter didn’t have to! LiLo got to stay in for the night and focus on her recovery, but the Lohans still maintained their irresponsibility quota. How touching. More »

Lindsay Will Live With Dina After Rehab, Which Would Be A Great Idea On Opposite Day

Lindsay Will Live With Dina After Rehab, Which Would Be A Great Idea On Opposite Day

When Lindsay Lohan finally gets all ten rehabs on her punch card and redeems it for her free sandwich, she’ll be heading away from California and back to New York City to be with her mom, Dina Lohan. What a lovely, totally responsible and entirely appropriate idea! I literally cannot think of a better place for Lindsay to live once she’s done cleansing herself of her inner party girl. In other news, today is Opposite Day. More »