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Don’t Be Fooled, Tori Spelling Really Does Have A Belly Button

Don't Be Fooled, Tori Spelling Really Does Have A Belly Button

Tori Spelling was photographed yesterday in a ‘monokini’, and the interwebs have been abuzz ever since with rumors about her missing belly button. We’ve all been laboring under the assumption that she was human, but if Tori doesn’t have a belly button, then what is she? Is she an alien? Is she aggressive? Friendly? Is she planning to overthrow our system of government and institute a reign of probing terror? Is the Recession her fault?!? These are all valid points, but you can calm down, because we found her belly button. More »